WALZmas in July! (Prize within...)

[Rainmaker]

Alright, done!

And our Finalists are:
- shooter311
- redsquirrel
- moving_target
- MrBarraclough
- lhamilton1807
- Trygve

And you final task is:
Give me your best, or favorite, Punny joke! Only one joke each please. As soon as each of you has posted a joke, my wife and i will choose our favorite as the winner. (let's set a deadline of Friday July 29th at the latest)

So gentlemen! Get crackin'!

[Pumpytrilly1]

Good luck

[Trygve]

Thanks for the opportunity. Ill get this started.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his trousers. He orders a drink and as the bartender is pouring, he asks "hey buddy, do you know you have a steering wheel down your trousers?"

The pirate replies "yarrr, it's driving me nuts!"

[shooter311]

Awesome! There is a 33% chance you are shipping it to Maine!

I have a joke in mind, but where your wife is choosing, would she be offended by a nun joke that may be sexual? If so I'll share that elsewhere and come up with a new one that the wife might appreciate more.

[moving_target]

Oh boy!


I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.

[redsquirrel]

I’m so excited!

Too bad I already know I don’t have a chance at winning though. Last time I participated in a pun contest I submitted ten puns thinking at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

[lhamilton1807]

Dad: Sometimes I sit down, hug my knees, and lean forward.
Daughter: I don’t get it, why would you do that?
Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll.

My daughter actually has a t-shirt that proudly proclaims: “Bad Dad Jokes: That’s How Eye Roll” I love it 😊

[Cdn_Cuda]

Reading these out to my kids. I now need to find a way to explain the pirate joke to a 5 and an 8 year old girl…. I should have known better…. Congrats to those in the final round!

[Rainmaker]

Awesome! There is a 33% chance you are shipping it to Maine!

I have a joke in mind, but where your wife is choosing, would she be offended by a nun joke that may be sexual? If so I'll share that elsewhere and come up with a new one that the wife might appreciate more.

I'll leave it up to you... she's not afraid of crude content, she can be a bit of a mixed bag 😅

[shooter311]

I'll leave it up to you... she's not afraid of crude content, she can be a bit of a mixed bag 😅

Alright, here goes... I hope this joke works as well typed out as it does spoken!

An older Nun takes a younger nun out for a bike ride around the Vatican. The young nun is looking all around and is in amazement with all the sights she is seeing. As they turn down a very scenic road she exclaims "Wow, I don't think I have ever come this way before!" The old nun smirks and says "It's the cobble stones".

[Rainmaker]

Paging MrBarraclough , youre punny joke is awaited and highly anticipated....

[shooter311]

Rainmaker Are you filming your wife hearing/reading the jokes? I always like reactions to bad jokes!

[flyweightnate]

This is awesome - nothing like some good bad puns!

[Rainmaker]

Pinging MrBarraclough one more time. You've got until High Noon (Central) on Friday to respond... the joke reading will commence Friday afternoon.

[MrBarraclough]

The walk from my house to the bar is 5 minutes, but the walk from the bar to my house is 45 minutes.

The difference is staggering.