Sh---y Game

[Carlito[]

We had our local giant game yesterday. About 250 players. Well below our normal amount but that's understandable these days. At one point me and a few players swept the whole back side of the field. A good half an hour push. It was awesome. Very close the the opponents main base where I was shot out. I'm walking off the field and I notice something on my tank. Then see it's on my arm. Then I realise it everywhere. At some point I must have belly crawled through the biggest pile of crap I've ever seen but i never did actually see it. Smushed between my arm and tank, all over the other arm and both legs as well. Disgusting. It was definitely old because I did not smell it. I'm guessing it was bear. Definitely not human or deer. Not many animal can produce that kind of volume. So to answer the age old question, yes a bear does s--t in the woods.

[glaman5266]

I'm sorry, but I was laughing while reading this. It sucks, but it'll be a good story to look back on & laugh. Did that wash out OK?

Overall it wasn't a bad day though, that crap aside.

[Jonnydread]

hahaha I didn't realize this thread title was literal

[ChoSanJuan]

Great... Now I'm going to be all paranoid at Michigan Monster Game 2020. :/

[Rusty Brass]

Lol. Shitty. Good excuse to drive naked though.

[Carlito[]

I'm sorry, but I was laughing while this. It sucks, but it'll be a good story to look back on & laugh. Did that wash out OK?

Overall it wasn't a bad day though, that crap aside.

Don't know yet. I turned them inside out to prevent it from spreading. Right now they are still sitting in my gear tub, in my car, in the hot garage. I don't usually wash my gear for a day or two. I think I may have made a huge mistake this time. We'll just let that s--t ferment in my vehicle for 24hrs. Yuck.

[Olsson]

Meh. Nothing new - that has been answered long before. ;-)

[Axel]

You collected an excellent story. Congrats

[Carlito[]

Update. My vehicle smelled no worse than usual after a game weekend and my jersey is only slightly more green in a couple spots. Could have been a lot worse.

My new avatar is from yesterday. I kind of wish the picture was post poo.