Axel made me laugh, aka disgusting markers

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Made me laugh when you posted this.
"I just looked it up and totally had the "eeeewww, hideous" reaction. What was Tippmann was thinking?--this thing makes the D'fender look elegant"


what markers do you think are hard to look at. Would you own one and does it perform how it looks?

[Cdn_Cuda]

This thing:

https://www.amazon.com/jt-protium-paintball-gun-silver/dp/images/b00016utgs

yeah, it’s a crap low end but the body lines make no sense. Paint it brown and it would look like a Bactrian camel... but those probably can spit better than this would shoot.

[XEMON]

I always thought these look soo bad to be real ...

And when i finally shot one ... let's just say it was bad ...

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Mine shoots f****** darts. Mostly

[MAr]

I swear I lost fillings when the hammer went

[DavidBoren]

I wish I had pictures of mine from high school... I hacked apart the handguard thingy, added a vertical ASA, ACI Sub-Zero 4stg X-chamber, an EagleWorks Rainmaker barrel... didn't make it look any better, that's for sure. But it also shot f****** darts. Mostly.

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

XEMON Cdn_Cuda
So far im 2-0. XD

[XEMON]

Looks like after market barrel on both of them?
What's your experience with them?

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Jt protium shoots like any decent e frame stbb (not piranha level good but not horrible). Loud and kicky and its bigNheavy. Fun though. I have its stock barrel but It currently has vomit on it and its in my parents garage. Barrel is a secret for secret santa

The Samurai finally came out its original plastic cocoon recently. The brass eagle eagleworks 12 in barrel on it (aka the rainmaker barrel) makes this marker pretty damn accurate. Loves hpa, hates brittle paint.

[Axel]

Tippmann Triumph series. Both the hideous looks and the fact that it was a cheap ploy by that investment company to profit off the Tippmann name

[Cdn_Cuda]

I’d say that’s impressive, but given the topic of the thread that might not be the be choice of words. Riot needs to the an ugly marker of the month contest.

[Cdn_Cuda]

Let’s try the Stryker Dynasty:
http://sportcompletepaintballsetsche...l-gun.html?m=1

[Ecapnation]

Ah yes the dog dropping a deuce gun

[Magmoormaster]

That's what I was going to say. My local store has one in our museum, signed by Ryan Greenspan

[Seajay]

Ahahaha now I can't not see the dog!

[mikew]

The Proto Matrix has to be up there as a contender for world's ugliest marker.

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

I recalled you posting that you thought the pm5 was ugly. How you like the pm6-8 or the dm4-5 its based on?

[ATBen]

PM7 was the best milling

[Siress]

Autocockers without a shroud. Ugly either way, but I've never accepted the aesthetic.

[Trbo323]

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[Cdn_Cuda]

Triumph looks like a bad nail gun

[Knuckle Dragger]

Spool guns. Something about them don’t sit right with me.

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Tippmann Triumph series. Both the hideous looks and the fact that it was a cheap ploy by that investment company to profit off the Tippmann name

kevin qmto did you ever get that triumph to work?

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Dont feel the need to make another thread. Anyone here have any hoppers they cant stand. I cant stand those base gravity hoppers. Love the eggy though

[Siress]

You will find no hopper bigotry here. I do not look down on eggys, halos, rotors, spires, or revvys; here they are all equally worthless!

[Toestr]

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Woah Woah Woah pal. You can insult me, bur the JT Stealth sniper edition? You've gone too far.

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