Axel made me laugh, aka disgusting markers

[Axel]

You will find no hopper bigotry here. I do not look down on eggys, halos, rotors, spires, or revvys; here they are all equally worthless!

I suppose your orders are to weed out all non-gravity loaders who are not packed in the gearbag to feed your beloved markers?

[Toestr]

I said the same thing in the Tippmann Raider thread, but most of the stuff coming from Tippmann nowadays. Stryker series (good for vibe/SP1 solenoid parts though), Cronus, Stormer, and especially the new version of the FT12.

Echoing what has already been stated: plasticity blister pack guns with odd grips and body lines.

Unpopular opinion: I've never really hated the looks of all those nail gun/drill/jigsaw looking guns (Tippmann, Brass Eagle).

If given the appropriate time I could probably compile a far more thorough list of guns I hate the looks of (some even coveted ones).

The only ugly gun that I've shot, and has impressed me is the Cronus, as it has basically identical performance to a 98, but with a VERY comfortable grip, and cheaper.


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[ATBen]

Anything magfed looks best in an airsoft game.

[Trbo323]

Woah Woah Woah pal. You can insult me, be the JT Stealth sniper edition? You've gone too far.

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Lol, yes, have you ever worked on one? It only gets worse from the first time you see it

They also have that funky feedneck elbow thing that I'm pretty sure is a custom size so if you lose it, your are screwed

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[The Inflicted]

This thing:

https://www.amazon.com/jt-protium-paintball-gun-silver/dp/images/b00016utgs

yeah, it’s a crap low end but the body lines make no sense. Paint it brown and it would look like a Bactrian camel... but those probably can spit better than this would shoot.

I never owned one, but I really dug the looks of the white version, the Quadra. Something about it calls to mind a killer whale.

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Triple flex bolt. Tetra, quadra, and the protium all had those funky lookin bolts.

[glaman5266]

I actually think the Quadra looks decent, but mainly 'cuz of the colors. Definitely has that orca look. That double hump design does look pretty bad on the Tetra & Protium, but the bolt window on this one mitigates that somewhat.

[Toestr]

Lol, yes, have you ever worked on one? It only gets worse from the first time you see it

They also have that funky feedneck elbow thing that I'm pretty sure is a custom size so if you lose it, your are screwed

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I'm sure a VLbow will slide on there nicely.

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[Nish]

Word on the street is that Tippmann stopped making the Triumph line because they received a C&D from Milwaukee.

[spikeball]

I'm really surprised that the Tippmann Gryphon hasn't been mentioned yet!
https://www.amazon.com/Tippmann-Gryp.../dp/B004NU1Y0I

It wants so badly to be like it's bigger brothers, but it's just so out of shape and clunky. Like some kid saw a modern paintball gun and was asked to draw it. This is the result.

[The Inflicted]

I'm really surprised that the Tippmann Gryphon hasn't been mentioned yet!
https://www.amazon.com/Tippmann-Gryp.../dp/B004NU1Y0I

It wants so badly to be like it's bigger brothers, but it's just so out of shape and clunky. Like some kid saw a modern paintball gun and was asked to draw it. This is the result.

Wasn't John Rice brought on to design that one?

[spikeball]

Not sure! What else did he design?

[Siress]

Wasn't John Rice brought on to design that one?

The guy that did that awful COPS thing to the Angels? Strange choice... haha

[Arthur]

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[The Inflicted]

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Thankfully, Tippmann has been working diligently with the Stryker platform to make it even more hideous.

[Siress]

Wow. As hideous as that is, I want to try it. I've always dreamed of a configuration such as that.

[spikeball]

Same. I want to be disappointed in the best way.

[Ecapnation]

The strykers just looked like guns cobbled together from multiple random spare parts

[The Inflicted]

The strykers just looked like guns cobbled together from multiple random spare parts

The pity is that with a little more care they should have been pretty successful. They're basically autococker-threaded SP-1s inside, but I'm sure the double finger trigger and chunky-looking reg cover turned off a lot of the potential market.