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  • Arthur
    ︻デ═一 *** ** *
    • Jul 2020
    • 665

    #1

    Dirty Secrets

    We all have them, something paintball related your embarrassed about. I'll go first.

    I love hater marmalade. I take my time lubing a duckslide phantom that rarely hits the field. I can be caught smelling the jar when no ones looking.

    My first Super Game (west) was 36, I had just got back into paintball after a lengthy hiatus. It was the final battle at the DMZ, paint every where, total pandemonium. Dan Bonebrake was speaking over a loud speaker, instructing players that, "If you are hit with a grenade you are out." Right when he finished his sentence a tippmann paint grenade smacked me in the face, drenching my mask in paint.

    I like to smell gun breaches.

    My twin brother destroyed me in a pistol duel, it was all caught on camera and I've never fully recovered.
  • MrKittyCatMeowFace
    MCB Member
    • Jul 2020
    • 2386
    • Glen Ellyn Illinois

    #2
    Ive s*** into a pod cause it was the best option.

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    • Knuckle Dragger
      Knuckle Dragger commented
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      I commend your honesty

    • autococker04
      autococker04 commented
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      Huh. Guess you picked right then. I’m trying to wrap my mind around the acrobatics this must have taken, but it’s probably better left a mystery.

    • MrKittyCatMeowFace
      MrKittyCatMeowFace commented
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      @autococker04
      Kinda like pissing in a water bottle. Better line up perfect.
  • glaman5266
    MCB Life Member
    • Jul 2020
    • 1277
    • WI

    #3
    Despite all my talk of mechs & pumps being my favorite markers... my collection says otherwise.
    New Feedback

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    • ATBen
      Certified Post Whore
      • Jul 2020
      • 542
      • West Elgin, Ontario

      #4
      Originally posted by MrKittyCatMeowFace
      Ive s*** into a pod cause it was the best option.
      How could that ever be "the best option?" Hahaha

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      • Axel
        Axel commented
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        Clearly you have no gastrointestinal issues and bravo for you
    • DavidBoren
      EVIL aficionado
      • Jul 2020
      • 716
      • Portland, Oregon

      #5
      I haven't played in months...
      If you need to talk, I will listen. Leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I get it.
      IGY6; 503.995.0257

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      • Knuckle Dragger
        Knuckle Dragger commented
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        Saturday was my first game in months. Didn’t think people actually played here, just build, hoard, collect and sell.
    • Knuckle Dragger
      Necropost enthusiast
      • Jul 2020
      • 567
      • Somewhere between a tree, river and a rock

      #6
      I let a friend use my Spire IR that always pulses so he would get picked off first in a free for all. Worked

      I miss the smell of Brass Eagle paint, always made me happy when I was a kid with a Talon.

      I enjoy the sound of paint splatting too much.

      If I’m bored in a game, I may do a suicide run just for the rush.

      Nothing beats a frosty CO2 tank on a hot day.
      FEEDBACK WTB LIST!!!! CLICK NOW

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      • Cdn_Cuda
        You can finish projects?!
        • Jul 2020
        • 4526
        • Vancouver, BC

        #7
        While cleaning a J&J barrel I managed to make the meaty end of my thumb just a flap when my stuck swab gave way. Still have a scar. Polysporin and bandaids for the win!
        Cuda's Feedback

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        • freedom
          First Lifer
          • Jul 2020
          • 282
          • jersey shore!

          #8
          driving up to EMR before GPS, i was following someone (who knew how to get to EMR) and had to pee in a pod doing 80mph...
          it was rather difficult to do and i didn't want to pee all over myself and the vehicle.

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          • Cdn_Cuda
            Cdn_Cuda commented
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            Note to self: don’t buy used pods...

          • MrKittyCatMeowFace
            MrKittyCatMeowFace commented
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            Cdn_cuda
            50 round pods should be safe.

          • iamthelazerviking
            iamthelazerviking commented
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            My dad is a mail carrier and he had no where to go, so he used an empty Monster can. Fast forward hours later when he wanted to take a sip of Monster for an energy boost...
        • iamthelazerviking
          Make Paintballs 690 Again
          • Jul 2020
          • 2710
          • Staunton, VA

          #9
          I have always liked the smells associated with paintball. Where I started playing had a very distinct smell. Indoor field with dirt floors, mixed with broken paint. There was somethin' about it.

          I have dreams about paintball all the time. Sometimes it's while playing and the trigger pull is mega long and can't shoot the marker, paintballs will be horribly deformed and don't shoot, or I will be owning everyone (only in my dreams). I have also had reoccurring dreams about being in a department store and coming across an aisle full of amazing new old stock goods from the 90s and 2000s.
          Feedback 3.0

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          • Toestr
            Certified Post Whore
            • Jul 2020
            • 2871
            • Poland, Onterrible

            #10
            After my first day of work at a paintball field, I could still hear the dry firing of rental guns in my head...

            Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

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            • ChuckLove
              Pump Kings 👑
              • Jul 2020
              • 1513
              • Western Mass

              #11
              I'm more "intimidated" by the habitual line steppers who cheat and overshoot dead players than skilled players.
              ChuckLove on YouTube

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              • lew
                Devious Dirtbag
                • Jul 2020
                • 1035
                • WY

                #12
                After ending my last hiatus, I forgot how much I enjoy the smell of freshly burst paint. It's intoxicating enough to have me thinking about doing a couple rails...
                “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” -Krishnamurti

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                • un2xs
                  Old Slow Fat Guy
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 558
                  • Manhappening Kansas

                  #13
                  Originally posted by DavidBoren
                  I haven't played in months...
                  Months, years or decades? (This is MCB afterall.)

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                  • flyweightnate
                    MCB Member
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 1854
                    • Dallas, TX

                    #14
                    I still haven't installed my dual rod kit on my Phantom. Mostly since I haven't played since it arrived in July.
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                    www.PhrameworkDesigns.com < Nelspot, Sterling, and Phantom parts, plus the occasional big project.

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                    • coyote
                      MCB Member
                      • Jul 2020
                      • 962

                      #15
                      Not only have I not played in 2020, I have shot zero paint. Not even backyard function tests.

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