MARzAnukkah Givaway

[MAr]

Like Walzmas only just this one transaction and it’s Jewish.

my family left Holland in a hurry 70 odd years ago and I just found out I am Jewish. Because Jewism is matrilineal I am blessed with this news. Now that I have preformed a home circumcision and sold my Tesla I would like to celebrate by sharing a marker to the dirty unwashed masses.

Form your consideration:

a shootyball 2000 with center flag uprising (like my wang) frame and the something or other red metal cylinder of death. The marker is untested and belonged to an absolutely dear friend who passed away before I could
show him my neatly trimmed penis.

please share your favourite Mar-memory or any cool MCB story (as long as it doesn’t include my mortal enemy) and you will be in the draw.

[Riot]

One time a guy tried to get an entire thread to sing Gloria Gaynor’s 1978 Classic “I Will Survive,” but to his dismay, only a few members are fun. However, it brought him great joy whilst it lasted.

[Heavy_D]

Unfortunately, "It Didn't Survive"

[Cdn_Cuda]

Just nip the tip!

[The Hobbit]

MCB Memory you say, well that would be your very unkosher comics from back in the day.

[Ecapnation]

That timr I mocked Martoons by drawing out my own version in MSpaint where cartoon mar had pleasures with a prized pig.... Hind sight very not kosher.

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Edit......3/20! Found it!

[MAr]

Hahahahahaha!!!!! AMAZING!

[Ecapnation]

That's like a 15 year throwback

[XEMON]

Does Chad count?
(I'll keep it PC for the public section ...)

[Cdn_Cuda]

My first encounter with anything Mar related, if I remember correctly, was a package sent with a large image of a gentleman in very little clothing who I was not sure if was Mar himself or not, as I was knew to the forum.

[William the Third]

There was also a fist and a packet of mayo.

[Junglepeanut]

Mar memory? I will never look at mayonnaise the same....

[acrewofone]

Took me 2 years of looking in the rear view mirror, to find a RAM truck that was behind me and was white (like Mayo)

Perfect for my "MAr, is that you?" thread.

[Axel]

Hahaha, I, too, have noticed that one in recent years

[Jackson]

I'm not the only one!

[MAr]

I hope this haunts you all! LOL

[Alexndl]

I tried to find them but was not successful, I rember your youtube videos. One was on mcb moderator and was there a breast pump video?

[Trbo323]

I'm hoping this doesn't include any of your mortal enemies but as I don't know who they are. I'm not sure.

I first posted on MCB long before I really "joined" but after paintballforum basically closed down (it's still there just 0 traffic) I came here to still talk with the community and then wished I had come earlier. Since then I've made friends with more people around my area. I see Super Nova on a fairly regular basis and pretty much always have some of his markers here to work on. I chat with jokers fairly regularly and he made the insane decision to trust me with some of his high dollar markers. Overall I don't think there's a better community out there and it's all thanks to you jerks.

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[Nish]

When my wife introduced herself on the forum and to respondended with this:

[Axel]

(Leave me out of the drawing, please)

When my wife introduced herself on the forum and to respondended with this:

[MAr]

HAHAHA! Hello Mrs. Chestnut!

[FredMnkyDad10]

I remember some very graphic pictures in a very little one piece suit with some beautiful brass and wood goodness. Seared and gets on my mind, then have to get the mayo out.

[Chappy]

Hangin on the EMR bunkhouse deck with Rob and Kevin IRL is high on my list.

[MAr]

<3 <3 <3