Jonnydread, the nicest man I've never met

[iamthelazerviking]

I casually mentioned a Rhode Island based beverage (coffee milk) I had heard about to Jonnydread when chatting about buying back some parts. This dude friggin sends me a bottle of the coffee syrup that isn't available in my area along with the parts. What a guy. One day I'll give you a big old hug.

[NONOBLITUS]

Jonny is one top notch dude.

[the_matrix_guy]

Jonny rocks. I was fortunate enough to get him for Secret Santa two years ago. And I got a kick ass bundle of love, all stuff made locally from small businesses in RI.

[Hobbes]

Jonny is nothing but a fizzle.

[Jonnydread]

[Jonnydread]

Jeez guys

[$L!mBo]

iamthelazerviking, you should come up with us to the Slim's events! Jonnydread is usually there in all his glory!

[Chuck E Ducky]

Glory Musk and the Energy of a Labradoodle.

[Chaos]

Yup, Kilt and all

[Trbo323]

If you drink it and then don't remember the next 12 hours....

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[Impactfour]

I think it's a tad more likely he's slip some in that would make the next 12 hours much more memorable, with consent of course because he's a stand up fella

[iamthelazerviking]

I hope I'm that lucky

[Pumps4ever]

Yeah he is alright

[Riot]

I’ve heard of him.
one time someone sent me Dunkaroos from Canada. Third of Five, I think?

[BLachance75]

Your Jonnydread experience isn’t complete until you put his deliciously creamy sugar dick in your mouth.

[Chuck E Ducky]

Local Sugar Dick Dealer for sure!

[Siress]

Is this the Jonny appreciation thread? Hell yeah it is.

Jonny once ran over to my bunker to give me a tube of paint after I ran out. He made it there and back again without getting hit, which was most impressive because he was the supporting back player (naturally) on the other team.

A few years ago we got lost on a giant woodsball field in the summer heat. It was brutal. True to form, there was Jonny - he'd set up a lemonade stand in the middle of the woods and gave us free drinks with a big smile, and gave us directions back to the field house on one of his cloth napkins.

Few know this, but Jonny installed a hot sauce dispenser into his mask. When he feels like the other team needs a leg up he'll douse his eyes with a ghost pepper sauce outlawed in 48 states and the territory of Guam. Sometimes you can hear him say, “The spice must flow,” as he triggers the release.

[Jordan]

Whenever I'm unsure about something, I just ask myself "WWJD?" ("What would Jonny do?").

[Riot]

Do you find the results always leave you sticky?

[Jordan]

Riot no? Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

[Melrosejedi]

I am one of the lucky ones who has the extreme pleasure of knowing him, playing paintball with him(really good) , and calling him my teammate and friend. Johnny is a one of a kind human being and wish the world had more of him.

[Chuck E Ducky]

[$L!mBo]

wha..... how?!

[Chuck E Ducky]

I will bring you some stickers when I come down for Ganza

[the_matrix_guy]

Can we all buy him lunch today? Jonnydread what are you in the mood to eat?

[Chuck E Ducky]

He’s at OSG today playing. With a Powered Hoppa Yeah! Im not mad just disappointed.