... You might be a Paintballer.

[the_matrix_guy]

… when you sticker bomb your 4 yo nephew’s new electric car with paintball stickers … you might be a PB’er

[vijil]

NPPL 7man stickers no less...

[scottieb]

You might be an old paintballer if, when talking about the equipment you currently use, people say "I remember those!"

[flyweightnate]

If your wife repeatedly asks you if "you're keeping track" of the tooling costs for that next stock class project.

[russonti]

If that last spontaneous poor financial decision purchase as a bachelor a week before you got married before your future wife could say no was an eblade turtle cocker

[DocsMachine]

Sounds suspiciously specific...

Doc.

[russonti]

yeeea, she's still not happy about that one lol

[Number six]

If you can remember exactly where you left off on at least three projects, but have to order replacements for the misplaced parts you already ordered once for them.

If you have the same number of combination wrenches as you do hex wrench sets, or are missing as many hex wrenches as you own combination wrenches.

If microfiber towels have replaced paper towels in your home.

If you keep a 10 year old laptop running because the paintball stickers on it are out of production by at least that long.