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  • Pyrate Jim
    Shi Tamajutsu Ka
    • Aug 2020
    • 672
    • The Group W bench

    #1

    Thought I'd mention

    Did you know...
    If you jam a pool noodle (with the hole up the center) onto the barrel of a Phantom for example, the noodle will droop and the paintball follows it straight into the ground.
    As a long flexible barrel, held horizontal it shoots around corners.
  • RPP
    You even shooty ball Bro?
    • Dec 2023
    • 399

    #2
    This is the real apex adapter. Empire has nothing on this.

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    • Maxwell
      Phantom
      • Oct 2025
      • 345
      • U.P.

      #3
      In Xball I can start 5 feet off the box and get to the 50 before anyone 🤔 Then toss the noodle over the bunker and shoot the other guy!

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      • Carp
        Carp commented
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        Ref: Hey, kid. No more blind shooting with the noodle!.... haha

        That would make a safer barrel tag though. Next up, Noodle whipping on a run through.

      • Maxwell
        Maxwell commented
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        Noodle whipping would be so much more dramatic and fun too!!

      • Number six
        Number six commented
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        How do you call a player for "blind noodling" with a straight face?
    • Glovebox Operator
      MCB Member
      • Sep 2025
      • 409
      • New Mexico

      #4
      Paintball Krummlouf

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      • Trbo323
        MCB Member
        • Jul 2020
        • 6358
        • Vancouver WA

        #5
        The things this forum thinks up....

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        • FredMnkyDad10
          MCB Member
          • Apr 2021
          • 2227
          • https://www.mcarterbrown.com/forum/buy-sell-trade/feedback/129612-fredmnkydad10

          #6
          Originally posted by Maxwell
          In Xball I can start 5 feet off the box and get to the 50 before anyone 🤔 Then toss the noodle over the bunker and shoot the other guy!
          But if he tags or yanks your noodle, are you out?
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          • COB
            COB commented
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            Then again, who wouldn't want their noodle yanked.

          • Maxwell
            Maxwell commented
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            I think I'm out if he yanks my noodle. But if I yank my own noodle out there I'm banned from the field forever.
        • The Inflicted
          pǝʇɔᴉlɟuI ǝɥʇ
          • Jul 2020
          • 1510

          #7
          The degree to which this also works with real firearms astounds me.

          https://youtu.be/f5XzBfzfEvg?si=4UAafpS_Rp8fu-cI
          Last edited by The Inflicted; 05-06-2026, 02:42 PM.

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          • TF_Aloha
            Rockin and Cockin
            • Nov 2022
            • 89

            #8
            Originally posted by Maxwell
            In Xball I can start 5 feet off the box and get to the 50 before anyone 🤔 Then toss the noodle over the bunker and shoot the other guy!
            Y'all are being too reasonable.

            X-Ball rules require you to start within bounds and with your barrel touching your starting prop. That's it. They also don't define a barrel in any way.

            You can tape together cheap pipe insulation to make a >150' barrel (gotta account for droop and routing around props) and start with your hand on the opponents' buzzer.

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            • Maxwell
              Phantom
              • Oct 2025
              • 345
              • U.P.

              #9
              Originally posted by TF_Aloha

              Y'all are being too reasonable.

              X-Ball rules require you to start within bounds and with your barrel touching your starting prop. That's it. They also don't define a barrel in any way.

              You can tape together cheap pipe insulation to make a >150' barrel (gotta account for droop and routing around props) and start with your hand on the opponents' buzzer.
              The absolute frenzy of people shooting eachothers legs within seconds of the start sound in this scenario would be hilarious. At worst they get you first and your team is on their side of the field.

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              • DocsMachine
                MCB Member
                • Jul 2020
                • 2699
                • Alaska

                #10
                ... I have got to do this as a TWB comic.

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                • Pyrate Jim
                  Shi Tamajutsu Ka
                  • Aug 2020
                  • 672
                  • The Group W bench

                  #11
                  Originally posted by Trbo323
                  The things this forum thinks up...
                  Actually, you could blame my 13-year-old daughter.
                  She did it first and showed me.

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                  • JonM
                    MCB Member
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 1295
                    • Landisburg, PA

                    #12
                    Coming in 2027!
                    Smart Parts bore matched pool noodle kits
                    Only $299.99
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                  • Trbo323
                    MCB Member
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 6358
                    • Vancouver WA

                    #13
                    Ok.
                    2 man team
                    Back man holds the marker and ramps paint into the noodle
                    Front man holds the noodle like a bazooka and when needed throws it over bunkers and around corners

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