Mmmm.... That new car smell...

[Axel]

...we gotta get rid of it. Somebody cook up a batch of chili

[JonM]

Don't worry. We'll have it smelling like Lurch's chili and Gold Bond in no time.

[Carp]

Don't worry. We'll have it smelling, like Lurch's chili and lap dance sweat, in no time.

FIFY

[Axel]

Why do think we need the Gold Bond?

[JonM]

Why do think we need the Gold Bond?

For the same reason Flounder used to joke about getting them as a sponsor.

[Axel]

Wasn't powdering your paintballs a thing at one point in the 90's?

[JonM]

I don't know about paintballs... 😆

[Axel]

Yeah, we all know that powdering the other type has been a thing since 1882

[Carp]

Wasn't powdering your paintballs a thing at one point in the 90's?

I was baby powdering my paintballs in the late 1980's!

[Axel]

Shoot, I had barely stopped getting my buttcheeks baby-powdered in the late 1980's, because I was still a baby

[COB]

Gold Bond is great for most places. But it is vastly uncomfortable in more delicate places. Like real estate, its all about location, location, location. Oh, and don't forget to was your hands

[Flounder]

That burn lets you know you are still alive.