When you're in a customer's house and you notice something in the closet.

[scottieb]

Found this today while working. Notice the label on the bottom box. I wonder what's in there?

[JeeperCreeper]

At least it's in a box. I've been to this one house where they had a whole room with swings and the like. They were a retired couple. Let that marinate.

[JeeperCreeper]

Wait what are you doing in my house!

[scottieb]

I didn't know it was your house. I just found the address on a bathroom stall.

[Nish]

The bar I worked at for ages used to keep all the stuff left behind after bachelor and bachelorette parties in a room in the basement. It was a good time sending a new employee down there for something for the first time.

[OpusX]

Wonder what Nate is into

[flyweightnate]

I'm not telling.

[AnarchicArctic]

I bet the naughty stuff is in the Nate box and vice versa

[Cdn_Cuda]

When I help people move I like to add notes on boxes like this, or worse. Usually when we're putting boxes in the truck. Makes unpacking a lot more fun! The last time I helped a friend move, myself and another sophisticated gentlemen drew phalluses in dust... and they had just had their floors redone, so everything was dusty. I think we drew 20+ around the small apartment. The best one was in the window, but it could only been seen when sitting at a certain spot on the couch. I think my buddy's wife found it about 6 months later. Coincidently, no one has asked me to help them move in quite a while.

[DocsMachine]

Well, I've gotten into watching The LockPicking Lawyer on YouTube recently, and one of the bits he has is a stash of tricky or extra-difficult locks, stored in what he calls "the naughty bucket".

So I'm sure this is something like it- things like a TV remote that doesn't always work right, stuff like that.

(I knew the guy that ran the local secondhand shop- one of those places that buys whole estates, usually after the owner passes away. They'd empty out the entire house- furniture, dishes, clothes, etc. According to him, finding adult toys was very common, like 60-70% of the time. Even if the owners had been 80-90 at the time they passed, they'd still find something in a nightstand or dresser drawer. )

Doc.

[OpusX]

I'm more of a Bosnian Bill type for my locksport vids...

[DocsMachine]

BB has some good stuff, and LPL learned at Bill's feet, so to speak. But I tend to prefer LPL's more polished, straight-to-the-point, no-fluff presentation. No fancy graphics, no 30-second animated intro, no music overlay, just pretty much right to the point.

Almost a month ago, I picked up LPL's starter tool kit, and have been collecting old padlocks from various friends and family. Mostly Masters, since that's what the local hardware stores sell, but it's still a fun little bit of relaxation/unwind puzzle-solving in the evenings. I'm still enough of a novice that a Master lock, which LPL considers "comically" easy to open, is still a significant challenge for me.

Doc.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Years ago I did installation for DirectTV. One house I did was in a very high end big houses. I am in the master bedroom running the lines to the tv. I look down by the end of the bed and there is circle ring sits flush with the floor. I am like why is that there. I then look up, on the ceiling there is a bar. Nice but heavy decorative bar also attached to a rope

I am thinking the husband who is lanky, 6 feet gets strung up by his wife who was at most at 5 feet 110lbs.

[Painthappy]

Good thing you didn't open it... Probably a glitter bomb trap for the mother-in-law...

[Axel]

When you die, they will find your stash.

[Pyrate Jim]

I found my fathers' after he passed. Still have it.

[DocsMachine]

I have my forty-terabyte RAID array full of furry porn set to self-destruct the moment my implant stops detecting a heartbeat.
Doc.

[coyote]

Some people are so insensitive.

You would think they would put Nate an urn. Cheap bastards.

[maggot]

At least that big geode isn't a part of the naughty box... that would make one hell of a butt plug.

[chrislognshot]

need to ask question did costumer give okay post photo from place. if not you might get in trouble from mar and jar of mayo. or person my be look doing something.