rules to follow and live by

[Diesel imp]

Never put your penis where you wouldn't put your fingers

[Brokeass_baller]

If she has an apple, she also has a pear.

[boomersruckus]

3 rules to live by,

#1- never play cards with a man named after a city
#2- never embarrass your mother
#3- everyone understands a punch in the face

[Olsson]

Three gentleman's rules that I actually live by;

#1- A gentleman knows how to play the bagpipe, but chooses not to.
#2- A gentleman understands that life is not fair, and subsequently does not complain to bystanders when life inevitably is not fair.
#3- A gentleman always has a bottle of Champagne on cooling.

[William the Third]

It's not incest until someone gets pregnant.

[martix_agent]

What kind of hillbilly advice is this?

[William the Third]

What? It's how you keep from having cyclops babies that you hide in the basement.

[FredMnkyDad10]

This made me laugh. Always can use a good laugh