Little known facts about the poster above you

[Carp]

At the height of scottieb's gaming addiction. Scottieb resorted to "catfishing" a horny gamer, with fake nudes, to get his WOW subscription renewed.

[scottieb]

Carp invented a prank known as tag team pooping. He'll get 8 - 10 of his buddies together, they all will eat at a shady Mexican food truck, and then they all will sneak into your bathroom. One by one they will leave their "number 2" in your toilet - without flushing.

[coyote]

ScottieB owns a shady taco truck.

[scottieb]

coyote was to be a tree in a school play. During rehearsal, he was standing there day dreaming and the director told him to "make like a tree". So coyote left.

[JeeperCreeper]

They once considered Scottieb for the roll of Gandalf, as he towers over most people and they wouldn't need to cgi the Hobbits down to size. He just didn't have the accent for it.

[homerj]

Because JeeperCreeper has all big toes on both feet, he has never known the simple pleasure of having someone play “This Little Piggy” on him.

[Carp]

Homerj was once abducted by mimes. They did unspeakable things to him.

[coyote]

Carp owns a suspicious amount of white face paint.

[Carp]

"Hope this helps!" is coyote's favorite way to sign off emails that he knows are unhelpful.

[Olsson]

This made me laugh out loud. Absolutely brilliant.

[scottieb]

Carp's favorite tv show is Zoobilee Zoo.

[Carp]

The older scottieb gets, the more often he finds himself hesitating to throwaway a used ziplock bag. Because, ..."it isn't even that dirty".

[pghp8ntballer]

Hey! They are seasoned like a cast iron pan.

[bored383]

Carp used to go by Koi, but stopped when he realized that was a bit bougie

[pghp8ntballer]

Bored383 has a flat-fish farm. When asked why, he replies, “I do it just for the halibut.”

[coyote]

Pghp8ntballer plans to start a catfish farm. He chose Internet catfishing rather than aquatic " because he's afraid of the water".

[scottieb]

For a senior prank in high school, coyote let three pigs loose in the school building. He numbered the pigs 1, 2, and 4. The pigs were caught but for a week everyone kept looking for pig number 3.

[coyote]

Pig #3 can often be seen in the "what's for dinner" thread