Little known facts about the poster above you

[boomersruckus]

Scottieb enjoys walking on Lego bricks to improve his dexterity. Hugh Jackman returned the custom Lego build to Scottieb because it smelled like feet and burned latex.

[Carp]

Boomersruckus knows all this because, he bought the returned illegal Lego™ build once owned by High Jackman. Boomersruckus really likes the smell of feet and burnt latex. The 10% off, for odd foot and latex smell, was just a bonus to his already stellar day!

[boomersruckus]

Carps feedback page was removed from the King James Bible due to historical
inaccuracies.

[Carp]

Boomersruckus's life insurance company doesn't know he likes to be strangled during consensual copulation. Otherwise his premium would go up an additional 20%.

[boomersruckus]

more like 10%, Ive already had to file for that one. I slipped. Something slippery was on the ground and before you know it...

[Carp]

...boomersruckus's tuckus was in the ER trying to explain the Gerbil in the x-rays. Right? They never believe it was an accident. 😋

[bored383]

after being frustrated at the lack of insurance availability, Carp became a broker for specialized BDSM friendly life insurance. because of this he has that list from that island