Scottieb enjoys walking on Lego bricks to improve his dexterity. Hugh Jackman returned the custom Lego build to Scottieb because it smelled like feet and burned latex.
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Boomersruckus knows all this because, he bought the returned illegal Lego™ build once owned by High Jackman. Boomersruckus really likes the smell of feet and burnt latex. The 10% off, for odd foot and latex smell, was just a bonus to his already stellar day!Comment
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Carps feedback page was removed from the King James Bible due to historical
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Do hard things for fun. Being soft is for sissies. Being an asshole is easy, thats why everyone is one. Being stand up us hard. Be a hard bastard but be respectful.Comment
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Boomersruckus's life insurance company doesn't know he likes to be strangled during consensual copulation. Otherwise his premium would go up an additional 20%.Comment
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after being frustrated at the lack of insurance availability, Carp became a broker for specialized BDSM friendly life insurance. because of this he has that list from that islandOriginally posted by Carp
Bored383 is a ruthless and cutthroat facilitator of cricket fighting.
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Contrary to popular belief, bored383 can believe it's not butter, with empirical evidence.
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Bored383 single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with 0 cost overruns and 0 safety incidents.Comment
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bored383 makes vegan butter from dead cricketsComment
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latches109 often wonders if in Europe they call Miles Davis, Kilometers Davis.Comment
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One day not long ago, scottieb got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. He's still in hot water with the Japanese mafia.Comment
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Carp is still on the lamb from the Yakuza because of the "sumo fixing incident of 2013.".Comment
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Coyote still can’t walk right after Carp’s sumo fixing incident.
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In other news, an MCB member that goes by the name of pghp8ntballer was caught red handed at a tomato squashing contest. He says he was falling behind and needed to....ketchup!Last edited by boomersruckus; 08-21-2024, 12:46 PM.Do hard things for fun. Being soft is for sissies. Being an asshole is easy, thats why everyone is one. Being stand up us hard. Be a hard bastard but be respectful.Comment
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Boomersruckus is the kinda guy that would sit in front of his computer at work all afternoon day dreaming about ice cream and pancakes, knowing they are not on his diet and he still has to go running when he gets home, or else he has to "do what hes told, and put the lotion on".
Do hard things for fun. Being soft is for sissies. Being an asshole is easy, thats why everyone is one. Being stand up us hard. Be a hard bastard but be respectful.Comment
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boomersruckus is named because his daddy was a boomer and his grandaddy was named RuckusMy feedback +38/-0 on old MCB
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"Pump paintball is cheaper than any drug habit I've ever heard of" - ApoC_101 on the old MCBComment
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coyote was once engaged in a high stakes prank war when traveling with carp through South America. Carp thought he had the upper hand when spiking his morning coffee with caffeine pills to make him stay awake on their 29hr, sweaty bus ride from La Paz to Santiago. Little did he know, coyote spiked his coffee with enough viagra to pole-vault over the bus. 18hrs later carp begged to call it off.Comment
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