Little known facts about the poster above you

[flyweightnate]

Sethzilla has a collection of vintage candy bars carefully preserved in a trophy case over the headboard of the guest bed. He keeps the case filled with krypton at slight positive pressure to prevent decay, but leakage means house guests wake up with an unnaturally deep voice on occasion.

[Falcon16]

Flyingweightnate is named that because he had to lose 300 pounds to be able to fly his private plane otherwise it wouldn't pass weight and balance correctly

[mlzplayer111]

Few know about Falcons basement nuclear reactor which he powers his computer with, even fewer know without cancer

[flyweightnate]

Mlzplayer is a retired Jeff Goldblum impersonator.

[Axel]

flyweightnate is a retired Mlzplayer impersonator

[flyweightnate]

Axel is Mrs Claus's Sidepiece's Sidepiece.

And the inspiration for the wood and brass built.

[chrislognshot]

flyweightnate wish he was fly weight. but his weight is 450 lb with huge stomach. also at time if look from far he looks like blob from wolverine movie

[Rainmaker]

chrislognshot had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning...
without any milk.

[flyweightnate]

Rainmaker summited Kilimanjaro in a modified Hoveround. The helium bay ballasts were ineffective at higher altitudes, making the last mile quite strenuous on the local guides who had to help carry both the scooter, and Rainmaker.

[coyote]

Flyweightnate had a threesome at Kilimanjaro base camp with Mrs Claus and dude that looks like Jeff Goldblum.

He has a tramp stamp of a Velociraptor wearing a Santa hat to comemorate the deed.

[Trbo323]

Coyote once opened a billiards Hall. His dream was to have the billiards world championships held there however after only a month of operations he knew that dream was dead as the customers that came in were not billiards enthusiasts. In retrospect naming the hall "shafts and balls" was probably not a wise choice

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[lew]

That was a brilliant setup. Bravo.

[scottieb]

Trbo323 was once a contestant on Jeopardy. He picked "2 letter words" for $600. It read:

This word is the opposite of down.

Trbo answered "What is up Alex?"

[Trbo323]

Scottie could not pass the exams to become a 00 agent on account of his propensity to post selfies on social media. It was said that weather intentionally or not he was actually helping foreign intelligence services more than his own.

This however gave his management an idea of planting him as an agent of Russia secret service and just keeping an eye on his social media. He would be an unaware double agent. This plan however could not be implemented on account of Scotties need to make "duck lips" whenever he was placed in front of a camera to have a new passport made

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[flyweightnate]

Trbo makes a mean duck confit ravioli

[bored383]

flyweightnate once narfled the garthok