Little known facts about the poster above you

[Carp]

Axel is a 6th generation Shubberer. Yes, Shrubberies are his trade. He's a shrubber. His name is 'Axel the Shrubber'. He arranges, designs, and sells shrubberies.

[Olsson]

Ahaaaa, it all makes sense now - I always wondered why there was a shrubbery behind Axel in his previous avatar pic.

[ilivlife]

Carp wanted to name their child diem

[lew]

ilivlife's moniker is somewhat of a misnomer as he prefers to live vicariously through the lives of others, specifically trash collectors, peanut farmers, and circus performers.

[Carp]

Lew was once devoured by the Black Beast of Aaargh!

[Axel]

A witch once turned Carp into a newt. He did not get better.

[Knuckle Dragger]

Axel did in fact tune a fish.

[lew]

Knuckle was arrested on three separate occasions in two states and one province for breaking into people's houses and bumping long-dead MCB posts... and using all their mayo regardless of the freshness. The police reports did not dare mention the manner in which the mayo was utilized.

[Knuckle Dragger]

Those records were supposed to be sealed

[chrislognshot]

we you guy's did emr pump pandemonium lew love mar be lewd all over him or her.

[Carp]

chrislognshot will only take medications by suppository. He says they work faster/better that way and any extra enjoyment is purely coincidental.

[Trbo323]

Carp once jumped a Honda Civic over a semi truck

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[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

Trbo was the one who pierced my nipples. He had a rod during the entire process.

[coyote]

MrKitty"s favorite tobacco is Prince Albert.

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

That was really damn clever dammit! XD

[Olsson]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. What a wasted opportunity this could have been.

[bored383]

coyote originated the color 'coyote brown', sampled from his many skidmarked chonies

[Carp]

Bored383 is a ruthless and cutthroat facilitator of cricket fighting. Despite the extremely long history and popularity, gambling on cricket fighting is illegal. ... Cricket fighting is no joke. There are different weight classes and even uniformed referees in this blood sport. Each boxing bug gets their own room because they're stars in their own right.

[Deus Machina]

Carp, on the other hand, has been banned from the North American Cricket Fighting League.
His initial season suspension was for fraudulently entering a grasshopper, but the actual ban came when he snuck back in with a fake mustache and a crawfish.