Little known facts about the poster above you

[chrislognshot]

this what carp send to people he hates. with box telling how to make the cake and to put letter on top cake when done. i hate you by the way

[Carp]

chrislognshot Do you hate me because, I'm sexy?

[chrislognshot]

never seen you in real life. but want to joke about you

[Carp]

chrislognshot before, when he had a diary. He got mad, when someone would read it! Now, he puts it online and gets mad when they don't! 😋

[flyweightnate]

Carp spent last night alternating shots of Nyquil and Red Bull.

[bored383]

flyweightnate mixes his nyquil with jagermeister

[Carp]

....[ chrislognshot mode]


This is the female version of bored383 trying to look for a different job....




[/ chrislognshot mode]

[scottieb]

Carp hates to see his graffiti painted over so quickly by the authorities. A long time ago he started using the concrete colored graffiti cover up paint as the color for his graffiti artwork. It's somewhat camouflaged but not really, it's easily noticed. His creations now last a long time because the authorities see it and think they've already gotten to them.

[Carp]

scottieb is so ugly.... When he tried to enter a ugly contest. They told him "Sorry but, No Professionals".

[the_matrix_guy]

Anyone who thinks carp are dumb and easy to catch should try fly fishing for them in a clear-water lake.

Common carp can be found in every state in the lower 48, which makes them very accessible. No matter where you live, there are carp not too far away, but what some people may not realize is that they’re not supposed to be here. In the 1800s, carp were imported to the U.S. from Europe and Asia.

[flyweightnate]

TMG is just here to muddy the water.

[the_matrix_guy]

Flyweightnate / Phrameworkdesigns also invented the miniskirt. His balls have never felt so free. Mini skirt Patent pending

[flyweightnate]

Or would it be a ... trade dress?
Pardon the IP pun.

[Carp]

**Someone fighting on the internet**

Them: "Heather Johnson is a lying cheating dirty crackhead"

the_matrix_guy in the Google search bar: "Heather Johnson"

[the_matrix_guy]

Wait..how do you know about my juicy thighs? <Insert American Dad/ Roger "The Thickness" gif>

[latches109]

Carp is the leader of a yodeling vanguard who is upsetting his local traditional yodeling association. His more experimental yodeling style and garish Hawaiian themed dirndl outfits are casing quite a ruckus in the community.

[Rickfactor2]

The details of Latches109 life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Latches' childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they would make meat helmets. When he was insolent, he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

[latches109]

I didn't spend 5 years in Evil medical school to be called Mr. Evil.

https://youtu.be/lTJj4wbmAhk?si=AtUGYUpMn6xz3lfv&t=18

[bored383]

this is how Rickfactor2 thinks you can get endless leftovers