Little known facts about the poster above you

[latches109]

Scottieb is the #2 optician west of the Mississippi, Carp beat him out as #1 because he holds 3 Silmo Paris awards.

[scottieb]

latches109 insists that if an Imperial Stormtrooper is 6 feet tall then a Metric Stormtrooper would be 182.88 centimeters tall.

[pghp8ntballer]

Scottie is a writer of fan fiction. What type of fan fiction you ask? Stories that go back and forth while others go around and around. Some of the most popular fan stories spin both ways. His stories are more popular in warm climates.

[bored383]

pghp8ntballer once tried combining slam poetry with a spin class. mike myers then sued him for ruining the basis for his planned next movie

[Carp]

His group cadence n' foot step'n is better though...just say'n. lol

[scottieb]

When at a restaurant waiting, and needing to give a name to be called when ready, bored383 always gives the name Patrick Swayze.

[bored383]

scottieb took a pottery class just hoping that the ghost of Patrick Swayze would embrace him

[scottieb]

The last time I rode along with bored383, I asked if he could play some Stone Roses. He said "Driver picks the music and Shotgun keeps their cakehole shut."

[bored383]

my kids hate riding with me because I only play my music. so they get a steady flow of Clutch, Steely Dan, Stan Rogers, etc.

[SETHZILLA!]

Scottieb is so tall he carries his own extra-long bunker around so he doesn't hurt his knees getting behind regular sized obstacles.

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[bored383]

SETHZILLA! got hit by the paintball that scottieb fired out the window of the international space station

[Carp]

bored383 is the one reponsiable, for starting the rumor, that Carp was a jesus stunt double. In the "Passion of Christ".

[scottieb]

Carp has "In queso trouble pray to Cheese-us" tattoo'd on his forearm.

[Carp]

That was our secret. Now the ducks will be after, the both of us. If not heard from in a week. Check the WRCJ near me...😉

[latches109]

Scottieb is an accomplished contortionist. In college he traveled to Hawaii in a suitcase to save money, surviving on Taco Bell chalupas and Mountain Dew.