Little known facts about the poster above you

[bored383]

acrewofone insists on going first when playing rock/paper/scissors

[coyote]

Bored383 originally wanted "Roshambro" as his screen name.

[scottieb]

Rock, paper, scissors is child's play for coyote. He plays bear, ninja, cowboy - with real bears, ninjas, and cowboys.

[flyweightnate]

ScottieB holds the world record for highest out-of-hand velocity for a cantaloupe thrown overhand.

[Carp]

flyweightnate's favorite afternoon snack is cold shrimp in unflavored Jello. Boiled hotdogs in beef flavored Jello is a close runner-up.

[Sneak Miester]

Carp’s favorite snack is crickets poached in beaver piss

[bored383]

Sneak Miester tried to get a concession stand selling it at the Calgary Heritage Park, but was denied

[Carp]

Bored383 eats his salads, at home, in front of the house plants, to assert dominance.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Carp keeps forgetting which team he is on, even with the arm bands.His team just points him one direction, unfortunately for them, he is terrible with directions.

[scottieb]

FredMnkyDad10 has trouble remembering which shoe goes on which foot. He's working to always put on the right shoe first. Then, he just has the one left.

[Sneak Miester]

Scottieb goes on road trips to Kansas so he can tap his red shoes together, he thinks he’s wicked

[scottieb]

Sneak Miester made a low budget film called The Wizard of Claus. It was a mash up of the famous Oz movie and the famous Christmas gift giver.

Very few people have access to it since Blockbuster is no longer around.

[bored383]

scottieb has a copy of that movie - in betamax. he still thinks that format is the future of the home video industry

[acrewofone]

bored383 wants scottieb to know that one Blockbuster in Bend, OR is still in business.

[Levi]

acrewofone had a brief but lucrative career as an adult film star where he went by the stage-name aScrewofone.