Little known facts about the poster above you

[chrislognshot]

Trbo323 once got so drunk. did not know how found him and someone else naked in sleeping bag. while still had on rubber glove cover in mayo while his had was over butt

[flyweightnate]

Chris has an all- consuming curiosity regarding deep sea sulfur vent fauna.

[Trbo323]

Flyweightnate once built a fighting robot to compete on battlebots out of paintball parts he had laying around. When finished the evaluators for battlebots pointed out that it looked like a giant penis. Using a cocker, a ram rod barrel and a full shaft kit did not help when he was describing it to the evaluators.

In the end the robot named "Mike Hawk" was deemed "too sexually suggesting to compete on tv" said head evaluator Richard N. Balls

Trbo323 once got so drunk. did not know how found him and someone else naked in sleeping bag. while still had on rubber glove cover in mayo while his had was over butt

You sure I was the one drunk?

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[mlzplayer111]

Trbo once attached a vanguard demon to his bike seat so that maybe each ones value would go up on craigslist. They did not.

[flyweightnate]

Mlzplayer wanted to get in on the Gamestop short squeeze, but bought GE instead of GME. He probably won't be retiring early.

[mlzplayer111]

haha i had a good laugh at that one

[Axel]

flyweightnate is more like "horseflyweightnate" after almost two years in lockdown, but then aren't we all

[Headshotted]

I once heard that Axel was the original frontman for Kiss.

[JeeperCreeper]

Headshotted was actually shot in the foot

[Headshotted]

This one time at fat camp...

[MrKittyCatMeowFace]

JeeperCreeper loves to have orgies. But his only role is clean up.

[Trbo323]

MrKittyCatMeowFace once survived a paintball game on a deserted island full of people shooting at him with paralytic paintballs only to then poison himself by eating a blowfish.

His efforts got him a piranha marker though

More true than you realize...

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[bored383]

Trbo323 is such a fanboi of MAr that he uses mayo to lube all his paintguns

[Axel]

Mar actually lubes his paintguns with KY

[Headshotted]

Contrary to popular belief, bored383 can believe it's not butter, with empirical evidence.

[Knuckle Dragger]

While at a buffet, I witnessed Headshotted sniff lettuce and remove all the pimentos from olives. He also drank gravy, straight, with ice, garnished with vegan bacon bits and chicken nuggets. Weird

[Falcon16]

Knuckle Dragger got his name from being dragged behind a school bus as a kid and when he got to school his knuckles were down to the bone he was forever after known as knuckle dragger and has since gone on to have a successful sideshow career holding back monster trucks with nothing but his knuckles and will power.

[flyweightnate]

Falcon16 is holding Tim Horton hostage, and is the only person who still gets the "good coffee".