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  • flyweightnate
    MCB Member
    • Jul 2020
    • 1903
    • Dallas, TX

    #1

    Walzmas Delta 68

    In lieu of something more time consuming, I present for Walzmas a Delta 68. But wait, there's more! The pierce pin is from a Phantom.

    It was a janky mod but worked; you'll need to fine tune it for the length of your powerlets (with the thumb screw) since there's no longer a spring.

    Entry... one per person, a second if you did your own Walzmas gift.

    Tell your best kid- friendly / dad joke. My wife didn't grow up around here, and hates vulgar humor (usually), but since she wasn't exposed to terrible dad jokes as a kid, they catch her off guard. Especially the dark ones. The winner will be the joke that makes her laugh out loud; if there are multiples, it will go to my clever, pragmatic 1st grade son, then my space cadet of a kindergarten daughter. If there's still a tie, you better hope the infant thinks you're funny!

    May the games begin! Voting/ joke telling will be a week before Christmas, give or take.
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  • JonM
    MCB Member
    • Jul 2020
    • 1325
    • Landisburg, PA

    #2
    What's Forrest Gump's email password?

    1Forrest1
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    • Jordan
      I. Am. Canadian. 🇨🇦
      • Jul 2020
      • 3508
      • Southern Ontario, Canada

      #3
      What's brown and sticky?

      A stick.


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      • Jonnydread
        Jonnydread commented
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        dag nabbit you stole mine
    • Brandon
      Hiding behind bunkers
      • Aug 2020
      • 544
      • Altamont, NY

      #4
      Why do Norwegians have barcodes on their battleships???

      So, when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian​

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      • JeepDVLZ45
        South Paw
        • Aug 2020
        • 1897
        • Ragnastock’s 2nd Most Northern Outpost

        #5
        Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

        cause is it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan


        and because I have a giveaway….I’m gonna throw up a Hail Mary and walk the line and hope that my cheeky adorableness will win your wife over….

        what did one saggy boob say to the other?

        we gotta get some support around here before people think we’re nuts.

        Last edited by JeepDVLZ45; 12-06-2023, 05:21 PM.
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        • flyweightnate
          flyweightnate commented
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          I gotta play cards with your family...

        • JeepDVLZ45
          JeepDVLZ45 commented
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          We’ll have to reach you Canasta first!

        • flyweightnate
          flyweightnate commented
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          So the "nuts" joke got a look over the shoulder with a smile and a chuckle.
      • acrewofone
        Crosman 3357 AGA62 Expert
        • Jul 2020
        • 438
        • Hagerstown Maryland

        #6
        When we were kids, my Father never allowed drinking in the house, I had a sister that died of thirst...
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        • acrewofone
          Crosman 3357 AGA62 Expert
          • Jul 2020
          • 438
          • Hagerstown Maryland

          #7
          ...and a 2nd one because I have a Walzmas giveaway going...

          RIP boiling water, you will be mist....
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          • Impactfour
            MCB Member
            • Aug 2021
            • 910
            • Coventry RI

            #8
            When's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30

            And since I've got a walzmas thread going; How do you make an egg roll? You push it.
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            • Trbo323
              MCB Member
              • Jul 2020
              • 6381
              • Vancouver WA

              #9
              People like to push my buttons all day long but as an elevator repairman I try to keep things going up. My boss just said to not let our customers down too hard

              Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

              I use Tapatalk which does NOT display comments. If you want me to see it, make it a post not a comment.

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              • JeeperCreeper
                Multi-purpose
                • Sep 2020
                • 2130
                • Western MA

                #10
                What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Ones heavy and one is a little lighter.
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                • MrKittyCatMeowFace
                  MCB Member
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 2386

                  #11
                  Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?

                  It's almost never for them. (Norm Macdonald)

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                  • XEMON
                    Frenchy is here!
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 3060
                    • Nor Cal

                    #12
                    I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
                    Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

                    As a redemption from of the giveaways:

                    What did one wall say to the other?
                    I'll meet you at the corner.
                    Love my brass ... Love my SSR ... Hard choices ...

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                    • Nish
                      Villiage Idiot
                      • Jul 2020
                      • 100005712
                      • SC Transplant

                      #13
                      How do you tell a dad joke from any other joke?

                      It's full goan.
                      Originally posted by MAr "... Nish deleted it..."
                      Originally posted by Painthappy "...I like what nish did..."
                      Originally posted by Axel "coffee-fueled, beer-cooled."
                      Originally posted by Carp "Nish's two brain cells"
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                      • flyweightnate
                        flyweightnate commented
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                        Yep, this got a groan

                      • Nish
                        Nish commented
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                        Sounds like my job here is done
                    • scottieb
                      Member since 2004
                      • Jul 2020
                      • 4187
                      • Lincoln, Nebraska

                      #14
                      I love jokes and I get to enter two!

                      Here's the first one I'll enter:

                      I was telling my friend I think I have a crush on Beyoncé. He said "Whatever floats your boat, man." And I said "No, that's buoyancy."

                      Here's the second:

                      The Beastie Boys have released a five part anthology.
                      Parts A through D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E.
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                      • flyweightnate
                        flyweightnate commented
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                        I got a long, slow head shake on the Beastie Boys... followed my a chuckle.

                        Oh... and I got the chance to explain buoyancy. I guess it's not one of those words you use a lot outside of middle school science and very specific professions?
                        Last edited by flyweightnate; 12-17-2023, 08:39 PM.
                    • TKcustoms
                      Local Azodin Guy
                      • Oct 2021
                      • 121

                      #15
                      A dad is washing his car with his son and the son looks at him and says "Next time, could you use a sponge?"

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                      • flyweightnate
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                        An audible laugh on this one!
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