Walzmas Delta 68

[SETHZILLA!]

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

and my second one;

What do you call an Expert Fisherman? A master baiter

[KMDPB]

I think my wife is putting glue on my paintball guns, she denies it but I'm sticking to my guns...

for my second entry since I also have a giveaway:

I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers. The times are rough...

[Jordan]

Second one...

"I can cut wood just by looking at it. I know it sounds impossible, but I saw it with my own two eyes."

[morpheus]

Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.

[chazgo2]

I make up puns constantly and regale my wonderful wife with them. She is kind enough to laugh every time. Here's one from a bit ago:

Why did Jurassic Park have an Apple store?

Because every day Tyrannosaurus Rex his phone.

[redsquirrel]

Why is alphabet soup so deadly?

Because it’s A to Zs. (a disease)

[flyweightnate]

My daughter heard this one and shouted "stop telling jokes!"

[redsquirrel]

Ha, a very respectable reaction 😂

[flyweightnate]

A couple blank stares, a couple laughs... and a few I'm not telling in front of my kids. Not a bad start!

[bellicose]

I didn't know Albert Einstein was a real person. I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

[latches109]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison!

[flyweightnate]

Last call - final voting tonight!

[flyweightnate]

Ok, results are in:
morpheus was third with the "second hand store" joke. Unfortunately, my kids only know the term "thrift store", so they were confused... kids these days.
Runner up was JeepDVLZ with your "support" joke - my wife laughed more the more she heard it, but ultimately, it couldn't advance to the second round by wife's veto (the ongoing crusade against saying things that get my son in trouble at the school my wife works at) - but it was definitely her favorite.
The winner, then, is TKcustoms , with "Next time can you use a sponge?" which is now my son's favorite. Bravo for the all-audiences appeal!

[JeepDVLZ45]

I’ll accept her veto….oh, and you and your son are invited to card night….just tell your wife he learned his new jokes at camp. 😂

And Congrats to TKcustoms!

[morpheus]

Congratulations TKcustoms!

[Trbo323]

Those results are such a joke

Congrats TK

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[TKcustoms]

Thanks everyone for the congratulations! flyweightnateI'm glad your son enjoyed the joke.