Stock Trading -or- ReconSWS's Bane

[gabe]

Truly we live in an era of decline

[Axel]

Back when the machine wasn't always down

[gabe]

I miss the days when Mcdonalds would send you coupons for free ice cream if you were a stock holder

[bellicose]

Either way, they weren't transparent and stated it was to protect investors, not cover their own boots.

Coinbase doesn't do dogecoin, dang it.

[Sharkytrav]

Can confirm Coinbase does not peddle the Doge.

[Axel]

I would buy the devil out of some chick-fil-a. Wait, we talking stock or sandwiches? Either way

[Rusty Brass]

Yeah. What Axel said. They were subject to SEC rules for cash on hand vs contracts outstanding or some such gobblety-gook.
There was a little while where things got slow because their servers were glowing red hot from traffic but I don't think they actually did anything wrong. Grain of salt though, I'm no pro at this.

[autococker04]

Whew, that’s relief. Good to know I’ll be rich soon.

[Axel]

Have you read their blog post? It remains to be seen for sure but I suspect they are taking some shit that's not entirely justified

FYI I think coinbase does not have access to DOGE, double check before you commit

[gabe]

Get your tongue out of your cheek 😁

Markets go up but stonks can definitely go to zero, I used to own CHK because I'm an idiot 😆

What is that? Chick-Fil-A? When did they go public and how can I make it 100% of my portfolio?

[bellicose]

I'll check out coin base. Won't ever use Robinhood after this past week.

[Axel]

Stay your tongue. Stonks are not for the weak of will but over time they do, in fact, ONLY GO UP

Get your tongue out of your cheek 😁

Markets go up but stonks can definitely go to zero, I used to own CHK because I'm an idiot 😆

[gabe]

You know, I’m starting to think that stocks don’t only go up. In fact, sometimes they go down.

Stay your tongue. Stonks are not for the weak of will but over time they do, in fact, ONLY GO UP

[Axel]

Yeah, absolutely do not drop any coin you can't afford to loose outright. Expect it to go to zero and be pleasantly surprised if it doesn't. It started as a tiny fraction of a penny and it has held near the 3 cent range for coming up on a week now, but ANYTHING could happen and I can't make any prediction at all

Robinhood or a myriad of coin wallets can get you connected just Google and research. I believe Coinbase, one of the more popular apps for cryptocurrency, does NOT have DOGE

[Rusty Brass]

OK, I'm intrigued. Where do I buy Doge?

I installed the Robinhood app and bought through them. Coinbase is another one that does crypto but I haven't checked it out.
If you're going to toss money at DOGE realize that you're not likely to get much out of it and that you're as likely to fly by flapping your arms as it is to ever hit $1. It started as a joke after all - but it's fun to play