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"So I was out with the boys playing some with some Porno and got sprayed all over my face." Yeah, not so sure about that marketing... Although I'm sure it could have been worse.
Out of touch Paintball Industry people in a meeting....
"What we need to do is market towards the teenage demographic, we need to have things be lude, crass, and downright edgy. Let's make a paint and call it something that every teenage boy enjoys. We need more skulls flames tribal tattoos and other things that Target their demographic perfectly is there anything available in the form of rap rock still? What about an e celebrity with a sketchy background and misogynistic tendencies that'll do we need him as a brand promoter!! Wait he's taken by another brand let's get that guy that wields two pistols that has a creepy Uncle vibe, yeah you know the guy that guy he's perfect for our new brand!"
I feel like the marketing people in paintball are cast offs from every other industry. Like the people who thought “New Coke” was a good idea. It’s like they are stuck in the 1980’s for marketing.
It hasn't not worked. Lots of paintball players are high school age spending an allowance or McJob money on what they want. I can't see this catching on and lasting but it is no worse than what has been tried before.
He was infamous. A genius air smith... who was also on very strong anti-psychotic drugs. He managed to make outrageous claims... and piss off everyone in the industry.
He pissed off his main sponsor, so they turned around and made a fake Mollick website: https://web.archive.org/web/20020525...paintball.com/
He was infamous. A genius air smith... who was also on very strong anti-psychotic drugs. He managed to make outrageous claims... and piss off everyone in the industry.
He pissed off his main sponsor, so they turned around and made a fake Mollick website: https://web.archive.org/web/20020525...paintball.com/
Let's be realistic. If every ball is labeled in T&A this would be a huge success for bachelor/bachelorette parties, college parties, parties in general. That's just a bunch of folks out having fun with paintball as the avenue of fun.
I can't tell you how many phallic devices I see wandering the streets the night before a wedding. This is just the cherry on top of the cream.
Back when HPA tanks were new and still ungodly expensive, I found (and bought) a used one super cheap at the local proshop. Some knucklehead had drawn the words "masturbation is not a crime" on that tank.
Let's be realistic. If every ball is labeled in T&A this would be a huge success for bachelor/bachelorette parties, college parties, parties in general. That's just a bunch of folks out having fun with paintball as the avenue of fun.
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No way. If all they ever did was sell this paint to bachelor/ bachelorette parties, and let's say they managed to sell to every single party that wants to do paintball for the party, they would still be losing money. That's a nich market within a nich market
But that would also require all those parties to A) know the paint even exists and B) pre order ahead of time because as we already talked about, it's really doubtful fields will stock this
And then at the end of the day, its a lot of work for a 1 line gag joke
You might as well bring a sharpie and write "porn" on a few paintballs and shoot them, same joke, a lot less work
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