Paintball markers with fishy names.

[William the Third]

So, we've got a Stingray 2, Tiger Shark, and Piranha at the field. Someone had the genius idea that we should put them in an aquarium. That way we can tell people we have a Stingray/Tiger shark/Piranha/etc in a tank. So punny, right? Yeah, it's a paintball dad joke. Anyway, we were trying to think of what other markers have fishy/aquatic life names that we can add to our aquarium?

[Cdn_Cuda]

Pretty sure there’s a Barracuda. Someone on here had one. Not common though.

[glaman5266]

Brass Eagle made them. I remember seeing an ad for them, alongside their other offerings at the time. (Poison, Jaguar, Cobra, Nightmare, and maybe one other that escapes me)

EDIT: Maybe it was the Golden Eagle.

[iamthelazerviking]

Maybe throw in a Hammerhead barrel? All the cool fishy names seem to be used already. Not sure that salmon or trout would make for a badass paintball marker name.

[Spider!]

No walleye ???

[homerj]

I’ve overheard countless players over the years talking about some gun called the “Crappie”. Virtually all of them mispronounced it though. Boy did they sound foolish.

[Ecapnation]

Does the "Asco Mander" count? That's a different kind of fishy though.

[Morgenstern]

There’s the Mako frame and the Rap4 Nautilus drive.

[Siress]

Aforementioned Barracuda.

Why stop there? Go for a reptile tank as well!

[LNKArbiter]

Not sure that salmon or trout would make for a badass paintball marker name.

That's exactly why it should belong to one of the most badass markers ever made.

[nuclear zombie]

Dye made a gun case called the Nautilus whose shape did resemble an actual Nautilus.

[procarbie]

Well, I found this milsim abomination if you want to count it:



Also, in the somewhat adjacent category of “aquatically-themed weather,” you’ve got the Squall, Typhoon, Hurricane (and more I’m surely forgetting)

EDIT: ok wait nvm I love this thing, purely because it looks like it has a worried lil robot face on the end of...whatever it is that you’d call...that

(Also I’m now thinking the whole thing kinda looks like a poorly-drawn dinosaur)

[The Great Equalizer]

The last half had me laughing and now I can't un-see the dinosaur.

[djeclypse]

Can't forget about the PMI Piranha or the BE Stingray!

[The Inflicted]

Not sea life named, but certainly sea life themed.

[ZaDeer]

Spanky Fishbone?

[Morgenstern]

Almost forgot the Core STBBs! The Sharc, Tigersharc and hammerhead

[SETHZILLA!]

Also aquatic themed but the name doesn't mean fish per say.... a Kraken!

[superman]

He also did the Maelstrom and riptide too.