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So, I've never organized one of these before and I really haven't paid too much attention to it either so if anything is way wrong with how it's normally run, let me know.

That said, this one's is a little different than the ones before, why? You are all starting with the same exact markers! Long story short, I managed to get my hands on about 50 markers for free and I'm going to be passing them to you guys for the price of shipping.

FOR NOW, I'm going to limit this to 25 people. I can get the boxes in orders of 25 so if we get close to 50 people I'll do another batch

What these are? US army Carver ones..... And that's all I'm telling you. You get to figure out anything else from the photos and when they arrive.

So, I'll open this up today, but I won't be shipping any out until next weekend so a lot of you will get them at the same time, from there, go. Thanksgiving is the deadline for project completion

Want to surprise your friend? Send me their address and money for shipping, they will also get one of these marvelous pieces of paintball engineering.

Want to sponsor others to get into building? Same thing.

RULES! (kind of)

I'm calling this the "cheaters always prosper" poo contest, read on.

Here's the scenario, you are 17, got your first job, a friend of yours went out and got himself a super sick 98c , you however are given this beat up Carver one. You could go buy yourself the same 98c since you just got your first, huge, $150 paycheck, but where's the fun in that? You can build something better and smoke his ass on the field. Will it be fair? Probably not but will you care? Hell no

rule 1) price of your first Carver one is free
Rule 2) scrap parts you have on hand are also free
Rule 3) everything after that is counted
Rule 4) a 98c is $150, so that is your limit you are aiming to be under

You are to create something not just better than a 98c but "cheaters always prosper" better. Full auto? Hell yes, more than one barrel? For sure. First strike? Absolutely. Basically what I'm getting at is a Carver one that is still mechanical semi auto better have something outstanding going on to win this

As such, I'm not going to rule out cheating in other ways, want to bribe me for early info (maybe I have some, maybe I don't, mums the word, I am cheap though) or choice parts? Im game (counts to your total though) does xemon want to send some "free" parts to brickhaus and brickhaus will also coincidentally send some "free" parts to xemon? Totally in. Does 17 year old you also happen to be selling a laptop? $150+laptop sale price (yes you actually need to sell something, no pretending)

Take the underhanded path of adding an under barrel launcher that was "borrowed" from Walz while he was not looking. Anything that will give you a questionable advantage on the field while still being (mostly) safe to actually be on the field is fair game.

PRICE= $20 first marker
Markers 2,3,4-$10 each

I can get 4 in one box, if you want more than 4 the pricing will start over at marker 1 again

1 jokers (sg)
2 Ecapnation shipped 3
3 SETHZILLA! shipped 3
4 BrickHaus shipped 2
5 XEMON shipped 3
6 Darknite667
7 moving_target shipped 1
8 Levi (sg)
9 WALZ shipped 4 +bribe
10 lhamilton1807 (sg)
11Levirate (sg)
12 Spider! shipped 1
13 Dice2k (sg)
14 EvilCreature shipped 3
15 William the Third shipped 1
16 Pumpytrilly1 shipped
17 Super Nova (sg)
18 Dauntless152 shipped
19 Siress shipped 1
20 LA.Loic shipped 2 +bribe
21 rawbutter shipped
22 Marbo40k shipped
23 infamoussmiley
24 Rainmaker shipped 1
25 shooter311 shipped

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