Little known facts about the poster above you

[acrewofone]

FredMnkyDad10 is properly addressed as "Prince" and is 10th in line for the Crown of Zamunda

[FredMnkyDad10]

And I need your help to transfer my billions. I will transfer it to your account, I just need.........

[scottieb]

acrewofone still refers to the internet as the information superhighway.

[minigscanada]

scottieb was last spotted shopping at walmart, he was with his girlfriend and cameltoe

[Carp]

Minigscanada has had a hard time maintaining relationships, with significant others. Mini doesn't understand why and continues to insist, that eating peanut M&M's mixed with Skittles, is perfectly normal.

[minigscanada]

Carp received a walmart gift card for his birthday (anonymous) but didint had the proper hoodie sweatpants combination to cash it out

[flyweightnate]

Minigscanada is chrislognshot's third cousin, once removed.

[scottieb]

Every year flyweightnate gets a Christmas card from Wayne Newton. The Newtons and the Flyweights are old friends.

[coyote]

ScottieB is convinced Wayne Newton invented the Fig Newton.

I'm sure he is humming Danke Schoen as I type this post.

[SETHZILLA!]

everybody started singing it as they read it!

[bored383]

Coyote can convert newtons of force to pound feet of force without the aid of a calculator or even pencil and paper

but he can't do the opposite

[Carp]

Bored383 owns many Canadian tuxedos, in all available colours. He is not Canadian but, he is a man of refined taste and impeccable style.

[Redragoon]

Carp loves to play paintball, but the whole "fish need water" complicates matters. Hence he wears a reverse diving suit full of water while he plays. While the helmet glass is strong enough, it has no ASTM stamp so he must still wear his Profilers under the helmet.

[scottieb]

Redragoon dragooned once. Then he dragooned again, hence the screen name.

[coyote]

Scottyb was kicked out of dragoon training in his first week Apparently there was disagreement about the term "mounted soldier". The instructor insisted it meant a cavelryman . Well Scotty threw a saddle on that fella and showed him an alternate meaning.

[scottieb]

coyote loves bacon. They say that each slice of bacon you eat takes 8 seconds off your life. But if that's true, coyote would have died in 1793.

[coyote]

I have been mostly dead for years.

[minigscanada]

scottieb almost started this thread over a decade ago, almost. He like to go to walmart to try the newest gear and markers, always asking a ton of questions