Little known facts about the poster above you

[flyweightnate]

Latches109 decants his orange juice

[scottieb]

flyweightnate is so honest if he tells you a chicken dips snuff you could look under its wing and find the can.

[Carp]

Whenever scottieb is out driving his car and sees a jogger. He has an uncontrollable compulsion to, follow them around, blasting "Eye of the tiger"....He says it's for encouragement.

[scottieb]

At Subway, when they ask Carp what kind of bread he'd like, he says "Banana".

[Trbo323]

Scottieb once owned a shipping company that specialized in moving donkies. "Big ass haulers" went under when he realized, nobody needs donkeys moved in any kind of quantity

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[scottieb]

I had a dream and I ran with it.

[JeeperCreeper]

Trbo323 started out making funny hats for cats, but now he is the world's leading engineer producing powered battle armor for squirrels. Why? Because why not?

[bored383]

JeeperCreeper likes to lick the verdigris off of copper statues. this got him banned from Ellis Island

[Carp]

Bored383 is technically both celibate and constipated. Because, he doesn't give a fuck or a shit.

[scottieb]

Carp recently I saw a Taylor Swift concert ticket hanging on a tree by a nail, and so he took it. He says "You never know when you might need a nail."

[latches109]

Scottieb was the founder of MoonCoke, although it sounds like a party drug, it was really a Space startup to compete with spacex, and Blue Origin for affordable space transportation. He constructed a 30 story Coca-Cola bottle with the launch vehicle suspended above the soda. Then from a chute on the side, mentos the size of semi trucks, would drop in. On his first launch he was sent hurling into space and is still on the moon today trying to hitch hike back.

[scottieb]

George Thorogood once spent a day with latches109. George then wrote "Bad to the bone" based on him.

[Carp]

Scottieb has sold the same homing pigeon 27 different times on eBay. He giggles every time it shows up to his house.

[Olsson]

Carp has bought a homing pigeon on Ebay. Twice.

[Levi]

Olsson makes the best Swedish meatballs. He says the secret ingredient is pigeon.

[scottieb]

A guy in a wheelchair once told Levi a really funny joke. Levi laughed and without thinking said "You should be a standup comedian!"

And then it became an awkward moment.