Little known facts about the poster above you

[latches109]

Scottieb runs a private espionage firm called Project Acoustic Kitty. For $20/day he will equip cats with microphones to eavesdrop on conversations. So far he has been unsuccessful in securing a good recording, because cats don't give a F*K.

[bored383]

latches109 has collected the hours of cats actually f*cking from Scottieb's failed recordings, and looped them into long files with names like "gray man plans for conquest", "the coming revolution", and "how to overthrow The Man", knowing his federal agent handlers will have to carefully listen to all of them, at multiple speeds, repeatedly, to see if there is anything to be learned about him

[coyote]

The reason bored383 is aware of these recordings is some have landed on his new website;
puuurrrrrnhub.com

[pghp8ntballer]

Coyote is a premium subscriber to puuurrrrrnhub.com. He’s gone so far down that rabbit hole he is frequenting the cat-dog section.

[Carp]

pghp8ntballer insists the worst part about not buying snacks, so you won't eat snacks is not having snacks, when you need a little snack.

[scottieb]

Carp drives a Hyundai Sonata with a custom license plate of "Frank". On the back, he stuck a letter R before the last letter of the cars name. He drives with the windows down with a CD of Frank Sinatra's greatest hits at full volume.

[latches109]

In middle school scottieb was obsessed with peanuts, constantly cracking shells and chomping down on a few nuts. And, he loved to flick his shells all over class, driving his teachers nuuts! Becasue they had to sweep up all of his shells. One day his peanut obsession backfired, quite literally. Little did Scottieb know, peanut oil contain Glycerol, which is a key ingredient in the production of nitroglycerin. As he was chomping down on a truck load of peanuts and some kale soup for lunch, which is high in nitric acid, scottieb actually created dynamite in his mouth. As he saw his crush walking towards him, all he could think about was asking her to the winter formal, so he quickly bit into an apple to cover up his nutty breath, except this time the apple exploded! shooting chunks of apple right into her face! He never ate another peanut again.

[Pump&Run]

When Latches has been forbidden to play so much and is encouraged to do other things.

[Trbo323]

Pump&run once controlled all of north American black market caviar import and export.

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[scottieb]

And if it wasn't for those meddling kids, he would still control it!

[homerj]

Trbo323 was once in the running for Tacoma, WA adult entertainer of the year. He didn’t win but was honored just to be considered.

[Trbo323]

Trbo323 was once in the running for Tacoma, WA adult entertainer of the year. He didn't win but was honored just to be considered.

Homer knows this because he was the one who actually won

He even used my idea of an acceptance party in the Tacoma dome. His one addition was a swimming pool full of strawberry scented lube. On its own this was a fine idea the problem was it sprung a leak halfway through the party and the almost acre of concrete floor in the Tacoma dome was flooded with lube. This resulted in what local newspapers reported as the great lube shuffle as nobody was able to walk upright any longer and had to shuffle scoot or roll their way out of the dome.

The cleanup took days and had marked effect on what is known as "the Tacoma aroma" as it now had a distinct strawberry scent to it

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[Carp]

Trbo323 loves putting on warm underwear fresh from the dryer. He says it's also fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

[bored383]

Carp secretly loves it when Trbo323 picks his underwear for this, and always hides the fact because he wants to deny Trbo323 the satisfaction of knowing that he knows

[flyweightnate]

Bored383 got married wearing stolen rental bowling shoes. He forgot to pack his shoes before the wedding, and when he realized it the night before, only the local bowling alley was still open.

They still have his flip-flops.

[latches109]

flyweightnate has a 3d printed larger-than-life size figurine of himself on his front lawn

[flyweightnate]

If I'm the subject, is it really "larger than life"?