Little known facts about the poster above you

[Carp]

latches109 takes all his "first dates" to Costco. He likes to sit in the parking lot and take turns with a megaphone, publicly shaming and heckling shoppers that don't return their carts. All while drinking wine and eating $1.50 hotdogs.

[latches109]

[Blackmagic71]

Contrary to popular belief, Carp is not actually a carp.

[scottieb]

Blackmagic71 loves going to garage sales. He finds the cheapest item and asks if they can make change for a $100 bill. He's irritated a lot of people but he's also gotten lots of things for free.

[coyote]

ScottieB will give you change for $100.

Unfortunately it will be 25 four dollar bills

[Carp]

coyote's favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. He's just glad to be involved.

[coyote]

That's a poorly kept secret!

[latches109]

carp once sat on the toilet for 9 hours looking for the perfect Funny Picture Thread image

[scottieb]

There was a brief time in latches109's life where he had to panhandle in order to make ends meet. He didn't fare too well because he spilled his drink on the cardboard sign he held. His drink washed away only one letter, but a crucial one - the "B" in God Bless.

Having a sign that read "God less" didn't help him get any charity.

[latches109]

Actually it read "God dess" the washed b and l blended together, and for an hour I wondered why everyone kept honking and whistling.

[scottieb]

Bwa ha ha!

[flyweightnate]

ScottieB has been experimenting with coffee substitutes for years, anticipating global shortages. The formula he's trying to bring to market is comprised of walnut shell, maple syrup, dragonfruit extract, and Formosan termite frass.

In blind taste tests, it's indistinguishable from Folgers crystals.

[Carp]

flyweightnate dreams of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

[JeeperCreeper]

One time, Carp "seized the day" and now he won't give it back.

[pghp8ntballer]

JeeperCreeper came up with a novel idea for a shop creeper. It looks like a Jeep. And because it looks like a Jeep, everyone who owns a Jeep will buy one.

But it gets better … The Jeeper-Creeper will come with plain old suspension and boring wheels and tires. Then he will market custom swamper tires and wheels and suspension lifts so you can actually reach the suspension of your lifted jeep from your Jeeper-Creeper.

He will be rich.

[latches109]

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[acrewofone]

latches109's S on his keyboard does not work, so he has to use TH in it's place...for example:

latcheth109 wath typing "mcarterbrown ith the betht paintball thite in the world" and "you guyth are the betht altho"

[scottieb]

I was at a field with acrewofone and a young kid asked me what kind of marker I was shooting. I told the kid it was a PV1 Shocker and informed him it was the first electro marker ever made.

Always a wise crack, acrewofone pointed to the serial number on the side of the PV1 and said, "Actually, this is the 1209th electro marker made."

[Carp]

Scottieb was shopping at his local grocery store and was about to pay. When the cashier told him... "Strip down facing me". By the time scottieb realized they meant his debit card, it was too late. Scottieb is still currently banished from his local Hy-Vee.