Little known facts about the poster above you

[redsquirrel]

Carp is also the moderator of many fetish sites. The most popular of which relates to female back hair.

[Carp]

[latches109]

Redsquirrel was raised by female black hair squirrels, they hired carp to moderate their family website business.

[scottieb]

latches109 is one of the few people that know about the Callin' Oates Hotline, a hotline where you can listen to Hall and Oates songs.

719-26-OATES

[Hutbrew]

scottieb was to be one of 7 heirs to the scotch-brite abrasive pad fortune- before his 2nd cousin, once removed, Brill O’Malley made a back alley deal with 3-M. Brill sold the family fortune for pennies on the dollar in order to erase his crippling gambling debt owed to Robert Redford after placing ill-advised bets at the horse track

[Hutbrew]

To this day, scottieb is unaware that latches109 had once been the financial advisor, and trusted confidant, to his second cousin, once removed, at the time of Brill O’Malley’s infamous gambling addiction.

[scottieb]

Hutbrew loses a lot of sleep wondering how someone with no chin folds a sheet.

[bored383]

scottieb has a foolproof and easy method to fold a fitted sheet, but refuses to share it with the world as he would rather enjoy watching the frustration people have with them

[coyote]

Bored383 has a rare speech impediment. Every attempt at saying "fitted sheet" comes out "shitted feet".

To this day the wikifeet guys look at him sideways.

[scottieb]

coyote has a bumper sticker on his car that reads "Honk if you like peace and quiet."

[flyweightnate]

ScottieB has a home theater that runs on three phase power. He said it makes the old 50s movies sound better.

[latches109]

Flyweightnate has a secret obsession with jokes about waffles. His favorite one is, “Waffles are just pancakes with abs.”

[scottieb]

latches109 attributes his great health and fitness to his daily regimen of watching Sweatin' to the Oldies tapes.

[flyweightnate]

ScottieB developed an AI that gives the most wrong answer to any question, with a pun worked in where possible.

[scottieb]

True story. Because I worked with software engineers from the University of Nebraska I call it Ncorrect.

[latches109]

he once asked the AI to tell him a joke about a hill, and the AI replied, "no, because you won't get over it."

[pghp8ntballer]

Flyweightnate is making phantoms great again.

[flyweightnate]

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[scottieb]

pghp8ntballer wishes we all could go back to the time when we could shift the car out of park without having our foot on the brake pedal.