Little known facts about the poster above you

[Carp]

Years ago, on a Tuesday afternoon. scottieb decided that he wanted some homemade burgers, for dinner, later that night. But, he was lacking the buns needed. So, he headed to the local store and unfortunately, all the hamburger buns were sold out. Unfazed, scottieb grabbed a couple packages of hotdog buns and headed home. Ever since, Tuesday nights around his house, have been know as "Turdburger Tuesday".

[latches109]

Only on grandma's finest porcelain plates!

[crazyboy78]

Due to his last post, Carp will now be changing his name to "Turd Ferguson" because he secretly envies the Turdburgers that scottieb so lovingly crafted.In fact, Carp may be in talks to start up his own chain of "TurdBurgers" with the guy who voiced "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" and the person who invented the poop emoji.

[coyote]

This year 4-20 fell on a "turd burger Tuesday".

For reasons that have been redacted crazyboy78 is banned from White Castle, Burger King, and In and out.

[flyweightnate]

Coyote is the go-to advertiser for personal injury law firms. When he signs a new client, he asks his fraternity brothers to select a nickname for the attorney from the contents of his toolshed.

[scottieb]

flyweightnate likes to go to coffee shops and order a drink under the name of Buehler.

Then the leaves the coffee shop.

[latches109]

Scottieb drinks mocha-frappe-lattes from Starbucks and orders them by emphasizing “large” because he wants everyone to know he refuses to say grande.

[scottieb]

Ariana Large and the Rio Large River all day long.

[scottieb]

There are some people latches109 wishes he could DoorDash a knuckle sandwich to.

[Carp]

scottieb said he had recently started sunbathing in the nude. When asked why? He stated, it's just in case my wife wants some SunnyD.



....Please don't send me a Doordash to my house.😬

[coyote]

Carp swills Everclear and SunnyD like the "the Dude" rocked white Russians.

Carp abides.

[Carp]

One of coyote's favorite sayings is.....

"Sometimes you have to hug people you don't like. So you know how big to dig a hole in the desert."

Always be leary of his hugs.....😯

[latches109]

carp has an unusual addiction to Whoopi cushions, and even has an act he one day hopes to bring to America's got Talent. The grand finale? yep, you guessed it, a 5 story-high cannon ball into the world's largest Whoopi cushion.

[Carp]

One night, latches109 was riding on the downtown bus. Suddenly, he felt like everyone was staring at him and thought they could hear the vibrator concealed in his butt. Thinking quickly, he announced...." Those are my emotional support bees," he insisted. ....This, of course, reassured nobody.


....I'll be awaiting my Doordash delivery. 😜

[coyote]

Carp bought the majority share of Band Aid stock.

He is now deeply involved in the "emotional support bobcat" movement.

[bored383]

coyote get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

[scottieb]

bored383 dry shaves.

His entire body.

Weekly.