Little known facts about the poster above you

[pghp8ntballer]

Scottie is the president of the Oxnard Montalvo fan club.

[scottieb]

pghp8ntballer bartended for awhile. He famously trademarked "The Tony". When someone goes into a bar in Pittsburgh and sees the tap handles showing what beer the bar serves and then asks the bartender "What kind of beer do you have?" They receive a punch in the face, aka The Tony.

[pghp8ntballer]

I agree with this thought process.

[flyweightnate]

ScottieB started a "functional fitness" gym. Wealthy professionals meet at the given address for the surprise whole-body workout, only to realize they're actually just doing Scottie's landscaping.

[coyote]

Flyweightnate maintains his flyweight figure trimming ScottieB's bushes. Nate insists this is actually "disfunctional fitness"

[shrompman420]

Fun fact Coyote is has not been allowed within 200 ft of a Chunky Chesse, since 1975.... The court case is still ongoing, you have been warned

[flyweightnate]

Shrompman always gets stuck in the slow lane during rush hour.

[pghp8ntballer]

Flyweightnate was once the man from Nantucket…

[acrewofone]

pghp8ntballer's cat walked across the keyboard when he was signing up for this site, and accidently created his current username.

[flyweightnate]

Acrewofone knows the local Western bar uses the same playlist each day, and always times his visit to coincide with the opening of "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly".

[acrewofone]

flyweightnate tried to make a follow up Western, the title was, "the pretty nice, the unhappy and the just ok looking."

For some reason, no studio would provide the financial backing needed.

flyweightnate tried to finance the movie on his own, having heard the term "shoestring budget", he commented "I've got lots of shoes, some have laces!"

[flyweightnate]

Turns out it was a movie about Oklahoma.

[JeeperCreeper]

Acrewofone knows exactly how many beets it takes to turn stool red.

[latches109]

jeepercreeper knows how many carrots it takes to turn his skin orange.

[bored383]

latches109 got his username from the number of locks he has on his front door. his keychain weighs 9lbs and can be heard jangling from a block away

[flyweightnate]

In some towns, bored383 is known simply as "Maurice".

[bored383]

in others I am called the space cowboy

[coyote]

Flyweightnate has suffered from a lifetime long identity crisis.

He can not decide whether he is a picker, a grinner, a lover, or a sinner.