Little known facts about the poster above you

[coyote]

Some people experiment with drugs.

Bored383 experiments with side effects.His holy grail is a 4 hour erection coupled with explosive diarrhea.

[bored383]

extra thrust for the pushin

[William the Third]

extra thrust for the pushin

[bored383]

To William the Third - to ask the question is to answer it

[Carp]

Coyote came, coyote saw, coyote forgot what coyote was doing, retraced his steps, got distracted on his way back, has no idea what's going on and now coyote has to pee.

[coyote]

I call that "getting rid of my last cup of coffee".

[flyweightnate]

Carp has spent years prototyping transparent Lycra products.

[Carp]

One time flyweightnate farted so long, he was surprised that his butt didn't have to stop and catch it's breath.

[latches109]

One time Carp woke up on the moon. Last thing he could remember is standing behind flyweightnate in line at the air fill station.

[scottieb]

Teen Wolf isn't a work of fiction. It's actually a biographical account of latches109's life. The name was just changed to protect the innocent.

[Carp]

The other day scottieb saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself. He thought the kid looked lonely, so scottieb decided to join in for a little bit. After a while, the kids mother came by and told scottieb off. It turns out the kid had cerebral palsy.

[scottieb]

Honest mistake man.

[bored383]

or was it australian break dancing?

[scottieb]

Carp went into an auto parts store once and said "I'll take a set of wipers for my Camaro." The guy behind the counter said "That sounds like a fair trade."

[Carp]

Scottieb is in an abusive relationship with the "cost of living". 😥...😘

[jincay]

Carp didnt bother getting the new wipers for his car, instead opting to drive around I495 during a blizzard with only one working wiper, one working headlight and a terrified passenger.

[jincay]

What no one here knows is that this comment actually happened and I have been playing the long game for 19 years waiting for that moment to reply about Carps attempt to kill me during a snowstorm at 5am hurtling around I495

[homerj]

Jincay has been saving his finger & toenail clippings since he was 10 years old. He’s convinced that some day the world economy will convert to nail clippings & he will instantly be the richest man on Earth.

[pghp8ntballer]

Homerj is a war buff and a master insect trainer. His favorite activity is battle reenactment with his creepy crawler friends.

[scottieb]

In a job interview pghp8ntballer was asked if he could perform under pressure. He said he didn't know all of the lyrics but he'd give it a try.

[Carp]

scottieb sells illegal Lego™ builds on the "Dark Web". His online persona is "Block King". He once sold one of his builds to Hugh Jackman.

[scottieb]

Carp's ultimate Lego build was a fantastic rendition of a popular frozen waffle brand. He presented it to the Lego corporation saying "Lego! My Eggo!" His creation is on display at a Lego museum in Copenhagen.