Little known facts about the poster above you

[scottieb]

latches109 believes he only needs two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it should move and doesn't, he uses WD40. If it moves and shouldn't, he uses duct tape.

[coyote]

The secret ingredient in ScottieBs excellent Autococker builds is Viagra .

He claims it puts" a little more cock" in his cockers.

[scottieb]

coyote often lacks enthusiasm. Not because life is difficult or bad for him but because he is MI6 agent 009. It's like being the third string punter. He'll never get any missions because 007 gets them all. And even if that would change, coyote is still behind 008 in line.

[Carp]

Scottie used to play piano by ear, but now he plays using his hands like everyone else.

[bored383]

Carp stays up late thinking about the soft caress of scottieb's hands

[Carp]

Whenever a bird craps on bored383's car, bored383 eats a plate of scrambled eggs on his front porch. Just to let them know, what he's capable of.

[bored383]

gotta keep them in line, you slack and the next thing you know you are Tippi Hedren running from them

[scottieb]

Carp dreams of opening a Boba Fett themed gym. He wants to call it Boba Fit. He's most excited to walk around in a speedo and his Boba Fett mask, showing off his amazingly sculpted body.

[pghp8ntballer]

Scottie is tall enough to see from one side of Nebraska to the other. This works well in many states around him. He never needs directions because he can see where he wants to go. In other states, he is easily frightened because of things called hills. He can’t tell where he is.

[latches109]

You posted right before me. Had to change the names.

[latches109]

Littles does everyone know, it’s actually pghp8ntballer walking around boba fit in the mask with the sculpted body, whilst carp sits behind a wizard of oz curtain, barking commands to carp’s earpiece, and eating tubs of ice cream with pumping iron playing on the tv.

[pghp8ntballer]

Never you mind the carp behind the curtain!

[scottieb]

With so much disposable income latches109 has an AirBNB with the sole purpose of getting as many bad reviews as possible. He rarely cleans it, exaggerates on amenities, and does not disclose hidden fees. It's surprisingly become a sensation in his area and he's still at it, booking well into next year.