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  • the_matrix_guy
    What the hæææl
    • Oct 2020
    • 1677
    • FL

    #1

    Targeted Ad by Amazon

    This targeted ad by Amazon made me chuckle this morning. But as a Floridian, I’m seriously considering it… I guess the algo knows where to target this contraption.
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  • redsquirrel
    Classy, stock classy.
    • Jul 2020
    • 545
    • Arkansas

    #2
    Nice! I installed a bunch of these in a fleet of cop cars a long time ago. Intended use was down the vest, but would not be surprised if the air was directed elsewhere at times.
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    • Murph
      MCB Member
      • Jul 2020
      • 185

      #3
      Not gonna lie, this would have come in really handy after some of the events I played in this summer

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      • Jonnydread
        Wild Card
        • Jul 2020
        • 4461
        • Lil Rhody

        #4
        Airflow is half the reason I wear kilts!
        💀 PK x Ragnastock 💀

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        • nnolt89
          nnolt89 commented
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          What’s the other half ? Wait nvm.

        • the_matrix_guy
          the_matrix_guy commented
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          Lol
      • maggot
        MCB Member
        • Jul 2020
        • 496

        #5
        I want this. Looking now to see if they come in flesh color
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        • Toestr
          Certified Post Whore
          • Jul 2020
          • 2877
          • Poland, Onterrible

          #6
          I'm sure it could also be a cooter cooler.

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          • Trbo323
            MCB Member
            • Jul 2020
            • 6381
            • Vancouver WA

            #7
            33.6"?

            Man. I need at least 36"

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            • homerj
              Certified Post Whore
              • Jul 2020
              • 609
              • Central MS

              #8
              When i first saw the pic, airflow was not my first thought of this contraption’s intended use. I guess i might be able to use it anyway.

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              • SignOfZeta
                Space Commie
                • Jul 2020
                • 930
                • Ann Arbor

                #9
                Originally posted by Toestr
                I'm sure it could also be a cooter cooler.
                No way, are you nuts? The ad specifically says for men only!

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                • Tarsun2
                  Certified Post Whore
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 1026

                  #10
                  heres the crazy thing; most cars had a factory installed vent just for this very use... we lost it and didnt think much of it. now were trying to find creative solutions to a problem we made.

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                  • SignOfZeta
                    Space Commie
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 930
                    • Ann Arbor

                    #11
                    Originally posted by Tarsun2
                    heres the crazy thing; most cars had a factory installed vent just for this very use... we lost it and didnt think much of it. now were trying to find creative solutions to a problem we made.
                    I’m unaware of such a period of automotive history.

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                    • Tarsun2
                      Certified Post Whore
                      • Jul 2020
                      • 1026

                      #12
                      it was (is) called a crotch vent.
                      a little vent just below the steering wheel. there have been a few articles on them over the years and even some that reference this device lol.

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                    • SignOfZeta
                      Space Commie
                      • Jul 2020
                      • 930
                      • Ann Arbor

                      #13
                      …I think you’re reaching a bit there. I’m well aware of that exact vent since I was born in GM country in the 70s. It’s doing a similar job, sure, but not in any targeted way. They are just a part of the car, not an idiotically kinky sub zero Dr Seuss wank pipe.

                      Unless you’re sitting on the absolute edge of your seat or the seat is really worn you’re not going to get a direct shot from that pea shooter. With a modern car…which isn’t a car at all but rather a 7000lb seven passenger SUV, the A/C systems are super powerful and you can shut off most of the vents allowing you to put the entire power of the chilling into just that vent, then deliver it to a specific spot…it could be numbingly cold. Not cold enough to make Florida hospitable for humans but very cold.

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                      • Tarsun2
                        Certified Post Whore
                        • Jul 2020
                        • 1026

                        #14
                        exactly the same? no. it didnt have a hose on it, but it was definitely directed towards a specific area.
                        just that there was a vent there and then it was gone.
                        never had it but im curious about cooled, or even ventilated seats.

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                        • wc!
                          Newbie
                          • Aug 2020
                          • 7

                          #15
                          Originally posted by homerj
                          When i first saw the pic, airflow was not my first thought of this contraption’s intended use. I guess i might be able to use it anyway.
                          lol. I thought the same thing. No more pit stops on those long trips!

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