Little known facts about the poster above you

[Carp]

For some odd reason, scottieb has recently developed a severe case of Anatidaephobia. He's hoping it's only temporary....

[scottieb]

Anything that quacks, man! ANYTHING!

[Carp]

Soon scottieb , soon.....

[latches109]

Carp is the leader of the Anatidaephobia Club. He gains new members by discreetly swapping out all their photos in their home with ducks.

[Carp]

Sometimes, latches109 just likes to open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit him in the face on purpose.

[scottieb]

Carp often wonders why there is Italian dressing and French dressing, yet no Spanish dressing or German dressing.

[coyote]

Scottieb once asked Mar about "Canadian dressing".

Apparently the primary ingredients are "mayonnaise and regret".

[SETHZILLA!]

Coyote can singlehandedly win a paintball game anytime he chooses.
Problem is he rarely plays.

[scottieb]

SETHZILLA!'s nickname in elementary school was Slim. That's because there was a slim chance you'd ever beat him at thumb wrestling.

[JeeperCreeper]

Scottieb writes erotic novels based on the Doomslayer

[flyweightnate]

Creeper is a member of the local HOA, and has imposed a strict "no skeletons unless they're in unique poses" rule for Halloween decorations.

Also...
I think we need a thread that's "Little known facts about the poster below you", where we call people out and they have to respond in the following post. Just to add some variety.

[JeeperCreeper]

A house down the street from me had a skeleton holding a golf club, the problem was you could hardly see the club, so it looked like it was taking a wee instead.

[flyweightnate]

Excellent!

[Axel]

This raises serious philosophical questions, like how the hell exactly does a skeleton take a whiz?

[pghp8ntballer]

Flyweightnate, JeeperCreeper, and Axel were recently arrested for touching lawn skeletons inappropriately. When questioned what they were doing, they claimed they wanted to see skeletons with boners after pondering deep thoughts with Jack Handy.

[scottieb]

pghp8ntballer has a rare picture of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.

[coyote]

Scottieb orders his martini stirred.

[flyweightnate]

Like a normal human?

[flyweightnate]

Coyote was a courier for donor organs for a while. After one particularly long drive with a human heart, he kept the cooler, placed a ShakeWeight inside, and left it on the subway, watching people's reactions from the next car.

[scottieb]

flyweightnate's password is tikki_tikki_tembo-no_sa_rembo-chari_bari_ruchi-pip_peri_pembo.

He hates typing it in but he forgot how to change it.

[latches109]

Scottieb's In and Out order is a double double protein style extra mayo, extra secret sauce. cuz he b saucy


**those of you who do not know in and out - protein style is a lettuce wrap no bun.