Little known facts about the poster above you

[scottieb]

Carp is vice president of the MCB anatidaephobia support group (I'm president of course) and he tries incessantly to have the fear recognized as a disability.

He wants to have a handicapped sign hanging from his mirror and to be able to park in handicapped spaces.

[bored383]

Scottieb doesn't fully support Carp's incessant attempts, and has had to start ducking all meeting requests from him. This has only made his anatidaephobia worse as everytime his phone gets a notification from Carp he knows the context and the hairs on the back of his neck began to stand up

[flyweightnate]

Bored383 is a quack.

[pghp8ntballer]

Flyweightnate loves everything that quacks because of his webbed foot fetish.

[Carp]

pghp8ntballer has a ICD of breaking into random people's home, to toast all of their bread and put it back into the bag, before leaving. If needed, he always brings a spare loaf... You know, for the duck!... 😉

[latches109]

Carp in his younger days used to work as a mechanic. One day two ducks bring their car in to his shop pouring smoke from the engine. Carp said, “I’ll take a look at it, but it’s going to be a while.” So the ducks waddle across the street to 7-11 to get some ice cream, because as you know, ducks like ice cream. But the poor ducks have wings for hands and had to use their beaks to open the ice cream. After a while they waddle back over to Carp to check on their car. Carp says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The ducks reply, “oh no no no, this is just a little ice cream!”

[scottieb]

latches109 is certain James Bond prefers his women shaven, not furred.

[coyote]

ScottieBs has been known to lace mayonnaise with Nair.

[Carp]

Sitting at the ER. Coyote doesn't really want to get into the details but, he says the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a very misleading product name.

[scottieb]

Carp is at the hospital now. He drank a quart of invisible ink. He's still waiting to be seen.

[Carp]

Scottieb now doesn't believe everything he reads in public toilets. Sharon is not up for a good time...
...What an awkward phone call, that was, to listen to.

[scottieb]

While sitting on the toilet at a Home Depot, Carp saw something written on the bathroom stall, at the very front and towards the bottom of the left stall wall. He had to lean forward quite a bit to read it.

It read:

If you are reading this you are now pooping at a 45° angle.

[flyweightnate]

Scottie B's first job was illustrating the "in case of an emergency" placards on Boeings. On the 747-300, there's a small duck in the window for the graphic of a water landing.

[boomersruckus]

Flyweightnate likes the taste of vegemite. He puts it on his french toast instead of syrup.

[pghp8ntballer]

Have you had vegemite? As an American, I give it a big thumbs up. Good stuff.

[boomersruckus]

Yeah, I had it in England when an Aussie brought it out at dinner time comparing it to Marmite. Blah to the both of them.

[Carp]

boomersruckus just rolled a joint... it was his ankle. He is old!

[boomersruckus]

Yeah man, that aint no joke. I hit 46 this year and its hell when you have the brain of a snake player and the body of a beat up old man. Problem is that from time to time I feel real good and head back into the snake for a point or 2. Nothing like throwing yourself on the ground at a full clip getting into a snake only to get dinked out. Put on top of that, that I abuse my knees working out and running to try to stay fit. Nobody told me I would get old but my brain would remain forever young. Kinda wish I could start over again and do things at the appropriate age. Getting old suck. Rolling joints sucks too