A pun is its own reword

[scottieb]

[BigRed]

A bunch of kids were walking along the top of a picket fence when one slipped. He fell with both legs on either side of it. When they got to the Doctor's he asked if it was his rectum? His friend replied...rectum? It damn near killed 'em!

[scottieb]

As the Jedis learned in English class, "Metaphors be with you."

[Rainmaker]

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.

[Pyrate Jim]

What do you call shoving dynamite up a steers backside?
Abominable.

[Carp]

[scottieb]

This one is one I came up with:

The car company Yugo has gotten into the mail order cole slaw business. It's Yugoslavia mail.

[Rainmaker]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

[Rainmaker]

How do you get a D&D player to go out with you?
You ask them for a d8

Did you guys hear about the magic skillet?
It’s made of cast iron.

[Rainmaker]

In keeping with the season, I have some skeleton puns in store for you guys. They're quite humerus.

I have some vampire puns too. But they suck.

[Carp]

[acrewofone]

Maybe not all puns, but...

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night contemplating the existence of DOG.

"I have a split personality," said Mike, being frank

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen...

[Rainmaker]

The "Mike being Frank one is hilarious! love that.

[Rainmaker]

[Axel]

I tried joining a music forum once but I kept getting band

[Rainmaker]