A pun is its own reword

[Carp]

[scottieb]

I left my friend because he wouldn't stop counting.


I wonder what he's up to?

[scottieb]

My sister bet me $100 that I couldn't build a working car out of spaghetti.



You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

[JeepDVLZ45]

A Hydrogen ion walks into a bar.

Bartender: “Everything Ok? You look upset”
Hydrogen Ion: “No, I lost my electron”
Bartender: “That’s terrible news, are you sure?”
Hydrogen Ion: “Yea...I’m positive”

[acrewofone]

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
He's not the hardest worker, but hay, he's got it in his jeans.

[Rainmaker]

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

[scottieb]

At the Seance Leaders' Convention they never order t shirts in small or large because all the attendees are mediums.

[scottieb]

[Nish]

[Pyrate Jim]

When I was younger, I got a job as a bartender in a strip club.
Never worked so hard in my life.

[Rainmaker]

Sorry i haven't posted in this thread in awhile. I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

[Rainmaker]

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

[DPrekel]

I was going to post something about sodium, but was like Na, no one will understand.

[Rainmaker]

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
(I got a big laugh with that one today)

[Rainmaker]

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... it's a complex complex complex.

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