A pun is its own reword

[glaman5266]

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s pretty humerus.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
(my favorite dad joke )

[scottieb]

Fsh is an oldie but a goodie!

[Nish]

[Pyrate Jim]

[scottieb]

[scottieb]

My friend Max hates going up steep hills.

He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.

[scottieb]

There's a new chain of Elvis Presley themed steak houses.

They're for people who love meat tender.

[Rainmaker]

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she told me nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I gave her nothing.


I bought my son a refrigerator for Christmas – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

[Rainmaker]

The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[scottieb]

Two Alaskans got cold while paddling on the Yukon River. They decided to build a fire in their boat, which naturally burned and sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[Rainmaker]

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”
The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”
The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”


Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.


Why does Waldo always wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

[Carp]

Why don't people eat clocks? It's too time consuming.

[DPrekel]

Happy New Year everyone! May 2021 not be 2020 won.

[scottieb]

[JeeperCreeper]

What's the name of Michael Jackson's denim shop? Billie Jean's

[scottieb]

All day long my wife has been nagging me saying I was standing there like a flamingo. Well I finally had it and I put my foot down.