A pun is its own reword

[Nish]

What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?

Rick O'Shae

[Olsson]

Why is it called a moot point? Surely it would be more reasonable to call it a moo point, since a cow's opinion doesn't matter.

[Rainmaker]

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

[Axel]

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

Perhaps, but Geometry is where it begins to take shape.

[scottieb]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith. I took him home and right away he made a bolt for the door.

[Carp]

[scottieb]

My wife and I were on a hike. I pointed to this really big rock and said "That's a big rock."
She shook her head and said "Boulder."
So I said "THAT'S A BIG ROCK!"

[Brokeass_baller]

That one took me about three re-reads.

[scottieb]

A butcher backed into a meat grinder. He got a little behind in his work.

[Nish]

What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear? White Vans

[scottieb]

How do you gain the attention of a country girl?

A tractor.

[scottieb]

To make a long story short, I became an editor.

[pghp8ntballer]

Machinists have the most boring dreams.

[scottieb]

Did I post recently about having no strength in my spine?

It was about a week back.

[flyweightnate]

I keep having anxiety attacks about tsunamis... they come in waves

[scottieb]

I was asked if I knew a rock group with four guys that do not sing.

I said, "Yes. Mount Rushmore."