A pun is its own reword

[Pyrate Jim]

Took a cruise.
A slice of pie in Havana was $3.00
A slice of pie in Kingston was $3.50
A slice of pie in Santo Domingo was $4.00
A slice of pie in San Juan was $4.75

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

[Olsson]

I met my wife in South Korea - she is my Seoul mate.

[Carp]

Subway franchisees have a list of complaints a foot long...

Just saw this silly storyline...😉

[Carp]

[scottieb]

Bicycles can't stand up on their own. They're two tired.

[acrewofone]

What do you get when you cross a Cantaloupe with Lassie and an Infant? Melon Collie Baby!

[Rainmaker]

What did the limestone say to the geologist?
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Don’t take me for granite!

[acrewofone]

The NFL has this obscure rule that players are not allowed to own pet ducks, it's considered a personal fowl.

[Tinybear]

Did you know. Not using a condom, Is the leading cause in the rising number of SUV’s

[glaman5266]

What did the chicken say when it walked into the library?

Bookbookbookbookbookbookbookbook.

[Ironnerd]

I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
Then I tried to be a hot dog vendor, but I couldn't cut the mustard.

[Rainmaker]

I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
Then I tried to be a hot dog vendor, but I couldn't cut the mustard.

You could try being a lumberjack... if you think you can hack it!

[Carp]

[Carp]

I took the shell off, my racing snail, to make it faster. But, all it did was make it more... sluggish.

[Nish]

What do you call a wandering nun? Roamin Catholic.