A pun is its own reword

[Carp]

[mlzplayer111]

This one is particularly bad it got me rolling

[mlzplayer111]

What did the periodic table say to its sidekick


.... its elementary my dear fellow

[Axel]

I once collaborated on a study of the history of camping that we researched by holding actual excursions using antique equipment. The paper was mostly written in past tents.

[Nish]

[scottieb]

[Rainmaker]

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

[Rainmaker]

[Rainmaker]

[Rainmaker]

I've been bored recently so I've decided to take up fencing.
The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

[scottieb]

I removed the shell from my snail thinking that it would make him faster, but it only made him more sluggish.

[Rainmaker]

[scottieb]

Why couldn't the spicy pepper practice archery?






He didn't habanero.

[acrewofone]

Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.

[Olsson]

Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.

Couldn't agree more. And the guy who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

[scottieb]

My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plants can be a strain.