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  • scottieb
    Member since 2004
    • Jul 2020
    • 3947
    • Lincoln, Nebraska
    #106
    A midget psychic broke out of jail. The headline in the paper read "Small Medium at Large."
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      • scottieb
        Member since 2004
        • Jul 2020
        • 3947
        • Lincoln, Nebraska
        #107
        I saw a group of ten ants in my kitchen the other day. I thought I would make them a little house. So I did, out of cardboard. Technically this makes me their landlord and they are my tenants.
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          • Rainmaker
            Der Printermeister
            • Jul 2020
            • 1516
            • Cincinnati
            #108
            Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
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              • flyweightnate
                MCB Member
                • Jul 2020
                • 1850
                • Dallas, TX
                #109
                To start a zoo, you need a grizzly, a panda, and a polar bear. It's the bear minimum.
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                  • flyweightnate
                    MCB Member
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 1850
                    • Dallas, TX
                    #110
                    Same zoo, they had a bunch of ciabatta in a cage. They said not to worry, it was bread in captivity.
                    Last edited by flyweightnate; 08-17-2021, 08:29 AM.
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                      • acrewofone
                        Crosman 3357 AGA62 Expert
                        • Jul 2020
                        • 418
                        • Hagerstown Maryland
                        #111
                        Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.

                        Originally posted by Olsson

                        Couldn't agree more. And the guy who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

                        I heard the guy that invented auto-correct died recently, his funeral is tomato.

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                          • scottieb
                            Member since 2004
                            • Jul 2020
                            • 3947
                            • Lincoln, Nebraska
                            #112
                            Feather pillows now cost more.


                            The price of down is up.
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                              • Carp
                                enter over there..☝
                                • Jul 2020
                                • 4823
                                • ....on the 13th floor!
                                #113
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                                ....Axel pre-approved this post.
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                                  • Carp
                                    #113.3
                                    Carp commented
                                    08-21-2021, 05:17 PM
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                                    Ah...see my Swedish kinfolk knows, it's Axel's fault! I have it on good authority, that Axel is hiding from the PA Amish Mafia.
                                    • Axel
                                      #113.4
                                      Axel commented
                                      08-21-2021, 09:01 PM
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                                      What goes, "clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop BANG clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop BANG clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop"?
                                      • Carp
                                        #113.5
                                        Carp commented
                                        08-21-2021, 09:11 PM
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                                        A ride-by shooting in Regional Dutch-landic, PA....
                                      • scottieb
                                        Member since 2004
                                        • Jul 2020
                                        • 3947
                                        • Lincoln, Nebraska
                                        #114
                                        Of all the inventions in the past 100 years, I think the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
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                                          • Rainmaker
                                            Der Printermeister
                                            • Jul 2020
                                            • 1516
                                            • Cincinnati
                                            #115
                                            (Came up with this one just now. My wife's response was unscripted...)

                                            Me: Why did they decide to call him Lord Vader in the Start Wars movies

                                            Wife: (siiiggghh)... Why...?

                                            Me: Because Master Vader just seemed inappropriate

                                            Wife: Who gave you speaking privileges?
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                                              • Cunha
                                                #115.1
                                                Cunha commented
                                                09-01-2021, 08:33 PM
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                                              • scottieb
                                                Member since 2004
                                                • Jul 2020
                                                • 3947
                                                • Lincoln, Nebraska
                                                #116
                                                In modern times Lance isn't a name used too often however back in medieval times you would have heard the name Lance A Lot.
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                                                  • Rainmaker
                                                    Der Printermeister
                                                    • Jul 2020
                                                    • 1516
                                                    • Cincinnati
                                                    #117
                                                    What do you call Batman who skips church...


                                                    Christian Bale
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                                                      • Carp
                                                        enter over there..☝
                                                        • Jul 2020
                                                        • 4823
                                                        • ....on the 13th floor!
                                                        #118
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                                                          • Rainmaker
                                                            Der Printermeister
                                                            • Jul 2020
                                                            • 1516
                                                            • Cincinnati
                                                            #119
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                                                            Still one of my all time favorites...
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                                                              • Nish
                                                                Villiage Idiot
                                                                • Jul 2020
                                                                • 100005622
                                                                • SC Transplant
                                                                #120
                                                                If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?
                                                                Originally posted by MAr "... Nish deleted it..."
                                                                Originally posted by Painthappy "...I like what nish did..."
                                                                Originally posted by Axel "coffee-fueled, beer-cooled."
                                                                Originally posted by Carp "Nish's two brain cells"
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