A midget psychic broke out of jail. The headline in the paper read "Small Medium at Large."
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I saw a group of ten ants in my kitchen the other day. I thought I would make them a little house. So I did, out of cardboard. Technically this makes me their landlord and they are my tenants.Comment
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Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.Rainmaker's feedback: https://www.mcarterbrown.com/forum/b...maker-feedback
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To start a zoo, you need a grizzly, a panda, and a polar bear. It's the bear minimum.Feedback
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Same zoo, they had a bunch of ciabatta in a cage. They said not to worry, it was bread in captivity.Last edited by flyweightnate; 08-17-2021, 09:29 AM.Feedback
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Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.
Originally posted by Olsson View Post
I heard the guy that invented auto-correct died recently, his funeral is tomato.
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Feather pillows now cost more.
The price of down is up.Comment
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....Axel pre-approved this post.Comment
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Of all the inventions in the past 100 years, I think the dry erase board is the most remarkable.Comment
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(Came up with this one just now. My wife's response was unscripted...)
Me: Why did they decide to call him Lord Vader in the Start Wars movies
Wife: (siiiggghh)... Why...?
Me: Because Master Vader just seemed inappropriate
Wife: Who gave you speaking privileges?
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In modern times Lance isn't a name used too often however back in medieval times you would have heard the name Lance A Lot.Comment
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What do you call Batman who skips church...
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Still one of my all time favorites...
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If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?Originally posted by MAr "... Nish deleted it..."
Originally posted by Painthappy "...I like what nish did..."
Originally posted by Axel "coffee-fueled, beer-cooled."
Originally posted by Carp "Nish's two brain cells"
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