A pun is its own reword

[Carp]

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. .....It's a Shitzu.

[Nish]

Our boss walked into the bar and ordered everyone around.

[latches109]

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.

[Savet]

Irritable bowel syndrome is like a 90s infomercial: "Butt wait, there's more!"

[Carp]

Here's a fun fact about bees, most of them are actually allergic to pollen. When exposed to pollen they develop hives.

[acrewofone]

I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn't see one...

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing!....

I did a performance about puns, really it was just a play on words...

[flyweightnate]

The police found a large cannabis field near the ocean in Maine with an infrared camera on a drone... this thing was massive, spread for acres. The only way to eliminate the whole thing was a controlled burn.

During the burn, a prevailing wind blew the smoke into a gull nesting site nearby.

... There was no tern unstoned.

[Nish]

Moleproblems

[Rainmaker]

[Nish]

Hehehe

[Olsson]

I've been told to cut down on the sexual innuendos. But it's really, really hard.

[scottieb]

In ancient times people would sit and watch the Earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day.

[Nish]

When you start to excel people start to spreadsheet.

[Nish]

F

[scottieb]

I was bored one day last week so I swapped around the labels on spices in the cupboard. So far, my wife hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.