A pun is its own reword

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  • flyweightnate
    MCB Member
    • Jul 2020
    • 1853
    • Dallas, TX

    #31
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    • DPrekel
      Administrator
      • Jul 2020
      • 569

      #32
      Tonight the rescue company practiced it's campground rescue. It was in tents!

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      • Rainmaker
        Der Printermeister
        • Jul 2020
        • 1516
        • Cincinnati

        #33
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        • Rainmaker
          Der Printermeister
          • Jul 2020
          • 1516
          • Cincinnati

          #34
          Anyone seen the new Back To The Future trailer?
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          • Rainmaker
            Der Printermeister
            • Jul 2020
            • 1516
            • Cincinnati

            #35
            Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.


            RIP boiled water. You will be mist.


            What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.


            I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... it was just collecting dust.


            My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
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            • Olsson
              The Swedish Chef
              • Jul 2020
              • 666
              • Gothenburg, Sweden

              #36
              This pun comes with a bit of a background as to when, and during which circumstances it was told, so bear with me. I was stationed in Bosnia -94/95, when the civil war finally ended, the Dayton Agreement was signed, and U.S. troops entered the conflict. A two man Fire Support Team was assigned to my Company. (I was a Mech Inf Squad Leader.) At this particular time, units of Jihadis from the Middle East were being sent to Bosnia, to bolster the Bosniac Moslems, and there was way too little intel on them for comfort.

              So half of my squad, along with the U.S. FS-team was assigned on a recon mission, in order of getting reliable intel on the Jihadis that had established a training camp in the Swedish Area of Operations. I was assigned a different task at the time, so my Deputy Squad Leader handled the mission, and yes, we were constantly understaffed. Anyway, needless to say, secrecy was of the essence. So after successfully infiltrating the Jihadi training camp, scouting out their activities from some heavy undergrowh, well within hearing distance, my Deputy Squad Leader notices the U.S. Sergeant crawling up to him closely, in order to wisper something to him. Probably something very important, he figures, to risk both crawling and whispering, and is promptly told;


              "What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?"
              "Well, the rooster goes cockadoodledoo, whereas a hooker goes any cock'll do"


              Laughing was not an option. Really not an option.
              Got Bork?

              Olsson's WTB - Shut up and take my money!

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              • flyweightnate
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                Now I need a thread for all my Bosnian jokes... fortunately I was there 15 years later.
            • DPrekel
              Administrator
              • Jul 2020
              • 569

              #37
              Went to the local meat market this morning. The kid behind the counter tried to tell a joke, but he butchered it. I guess the steaks were too high.

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              • scottieb
                Member since 2004
                • Jul 2020
                • 3948
                • Lincoln, Nebraska

                #38
                This girl, a vegetarian, said she recognized me, but I've never met herbivore.
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                • flyweightnate
                  MCB Member
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 1853
                  • Dallas, TX

                  #39
                  When does a joke become a dad joke?
                  When the punch line is apparent.
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                  • Number six
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                    I thought it happened when it was fully "groan"!
                • Carp
                  enter over there..☝
                  • Jul 2020
                  • 4823
                  • ....on the 13th floor!

                  #40
                  Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?
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                  • Yellow5
                    Rockin and Cockin
                    • Jul 2020
                    • 74

                    #41
                    Tyrannosaurs are only cool in groups. One by itself is just a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

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                    • JeepDVLZ45
                      South Paw
                      • Aug 2020
                      • 1868
                      • Ragnastock’s 2nd Most Northern Outpost

                      #42
                      What do you get when you cross a elephant with a rhinoceros?

                      El-if-I-know


                      What is a cow right after it’s had an abortion?
                      De-calf-inated
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                      • scottieb
                        Member since 2004
                        • Jul 2020
                        • 3948
                        • Lincoln, Nebraska

                        #43
                        Two fish are in a tank.






                        One fish says to the other, "You drive. I'll man the gun."
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                        • Carp
                          enter over there..☝
                          • Jul 2020
                          • 4823
                          • ....on the 13th floor!

                          #44
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                          • scottieb
                            Member since 2004
                            • Jul 2020
                            • 3948
                            • Lincoln, Nebraska

                            #45
                            When you feel like a small, brown, long tailed monkey just remember, marmoset there'd be days like this.
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