A pun is its own reword

[scottieb]

Two antennas married.

The ceremony wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing.

[scottieb]

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote.
I thought, “Wow, this changes everything!"

[Carp]

[Carp]

[scottieb]

What's green and sits outside?




Paddy O'furniture.

[flyweightnate]

I had to say that out loud to get it...

[scottieb]

I just downloaded the Titanic soundtrack.

It's syncing right now.

[flyweightnate]

My wife won an iPad in a raffle right out of college. I told her to name it "The Titanic", and she was super confused... until she plugged it in to her computer.

[scottieb]

That's awesome!

[acrewofone]

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

[Carp]

Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot. Yeti never complains.

[acrewofone]

The spacing between ladder rungs is getting longer, scientist's say it's because humans are getting taller. I say it's the environment, you know, "climb it change".

[Nish]

Hehehe

[crazyboy78]

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Floppe

[Carp]

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners but, catscan.

[scottieb]

In the UK they call it a lift. Here in the U.S. we call it an elevator.

I guess we were just raised differently.

[Carp]

NASA is launching a new satellite to say sorry to the aliens...


..They're calling it Apollo G.

[scottieb]

That one is very good!